Tangy Punch

Classic film fan deep in the heart of Texas. Film noir & screwball comedies.

[Tangy Punch @tangypunch]

I'm raising money for George's Stroke Fund. Click to Donate: https://t.co/tjO4VYnExd via @gofundme

[Tangy Punch @tangypunch]

Delicious beer is an exciting event at our house. @MartinHouseBrew #counterclockwiseswirl #yum https://t.co/kZT5Be2PWB

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you're intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRIVE https://t.co/gnTcIIL7Oj

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

@realDonaldTrump's ego monument real cost is around 25 billion USD. I ask you, America, what would you prefer instead of that #FuckingWall?

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Sean Spicer, I've said this to @realDonaldTrump and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad. (2)

[Andrea @AndWhatRosen]

Happiness in marriage is "not only marrying the right partner it is being the right partner" -Paul Newman #NationalSpousesDay #TCMParty

[Tangy Punch @tangypunch]

@kumailn I said the same thing to my dog last night.

[Tangy Punch @tangypunch]

@FemaleCritics @joelrwilliams1 Thank you! I was just looking this up.

[NBC DFW @NBCDFW]

BREAKING: Multi Emmy-winning actress Mary Tyler Moore has died at the age of 80 following long battle with diabetes. https://t.co/YqcEbnyQ7q

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

Today: This tweet is unavailable
Soon: The press office is unavailable
Then: The facts are unavailable
Finally: Your rights are unavailable

[Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat]

The year is 2017. America is a tire fire. The resistance is led by Teen Vogue, Badlands National Park, and the Merriam-Webster dictionary.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

2009: Maybe we'll pull off universal healthcare

2017: I hope the National Park Service employee who tweeted an objective fact is okay

[Bill Weir @BillWeirCNN]

Feels like we're ripe for a remake of "Being There" only in this one Chance is mean.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Scrolling through images of the #womensmarch is awe-inspiring. Hope it brought joy to others as it did to me.
https://t.co/29oaMvk3hU

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Crowd scientists say Women’s March in Washington had 3 times as many people as Donald Trump’s inauguration https://t.co/uQhrvqeYD0

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?

[NPR @NPR]

There were a number of false claims in @PressSec's statement Saturday. Here are the facts. https://t.co/hApqIC4KXk