Tara O’Brien

i eat ice cream for dinner + i keep my political opinions to myself

[Tara O’Brien @tarajobrien]

ordered bathing suit online.

didn’t totally hate the way I looked in it.

celebrating with pizza.

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@aelogann Blame Ross. Also CANT WAIT TO SEE IT

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@aelogann My own father is CRINGING at the thought of a third coat. this is so classic David Logan.

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@jsschnnn 3 D 2

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this shit is too real

[rahcxl @rahcelscorner]

just deleted somebody’s city from my weather app. heartbreaking

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@wells32us Right there with ya, pal.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

drake bell did WHAT

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@laramaraobara honored to be followed. also I miss you

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hey guys I’m back I’m sure all 98 of you really missed me

tbt to my old account (pre-Lent 2016) and having 800 followers that included aaron carter and the mindy project

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🤷🏻‍♀️🥴😝

[Derrek Hardy @Derrek_Hardy]

Okay, are we going to talk about the trend of how everyone is leaving Mizzou to go work for Veterans United?? 👀

[Tara O’Brien @tarajobrien]

quote of the night “I brought back BigTen football!”

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I don’t like to get political or use foul language (lol) but holy shit these two bastards are IDIOTS

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Tara: 8/10 that’s my name, don’t wear it out

T: 10/10 but you can only call me this if I REALLY like your vibe (my 43 yo cousin & hs chem teacher). It makes me feel like a badass.

Tata: 12/10 the OG college nickname that my coworkers now use

Tara Janel: 2/10...I’m in trouble

[Lani @Lanipator]

Nick: 8/10 Cool. Casual. Respectable. Mostly used by friends and family.

Lani: 10/10 Awesome. I know you're talking to me and I know how you know me!

Nick Landis: 5/10 are you writing something about me?

Nicholas: 3/10 are you my mother?

Nicholas Landis: 1/10 am I in trouble?

[Tara O’Brien @tarajobrien]

someone posted a picture of Bernie’s pizza on Facebook and my body is acting like I ate the whole damn thing 🥴 iykyk

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my personal and perhaps unpopular opinion is that the only way that you can truly healthily interact with food and exercise is to completely divorce their value from weight or appearance

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every damn day someone is announcing they’re pregnant or getting married and I’m not saying I’m ready for either one of those things (bc yikes) but still can y’all chill and let me catch up

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@Madi_12_ @Anne_Heintz 😂😂😂

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@Madi_12_ @Anne_Heintz Oh hush, miss golf cart 😂

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Is it possible to overdose on allergy nasal spray?

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@LaurenLagemann And music videos! 😭