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[watermelonboi @tarantualaman]

@Utwitily Yeah

[Izzzyzzz @IzzzyzzzArt]

where is the true crime coverage of her disappearance

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

We need a modern day Prometheus. Someone within Warner Brothers that’ll take it upon themselves to do the right thing for the good of humanity and leak this movie onto Plex the way fire was stolen from the gods and given to man.

[big duntles @biglunty]

everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

Drinking cough syrup until I can not only understand the minions language, but their motives

[watermelonboi @tarantualaman]

@cooterhog Hell yeah

[coot @cooterhog]

he found a stick outside

[watermelonboi @tarantualaman]

@2fin2furious Literally me

[Khezu-rad Yellow @bronzeswords]

Me whenever I see someone post about the Apple Google Glass 2

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

You wake up in the middle of the night and see this, what do you do

[watermelonboi @tarantualaman]

@bronzeswords I think it would be something about the new avatar news

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

100% less creepy and every time you get one of these, you feel like you've been lovingly scooped up and put in a warm little pocket. I'm hoping to collect the whole set.

[staid @staidindoors]

Heading into a job interview so I need all of you sending positive vibes plz

[Food Network @_foodnetwork_]

Need a dessert in a hurry? Take a bag of Oreos and dump them on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like a animal you piece of shit

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

rt to jump in

ignore to hurt their feelings

[bowie SPNORL @uneasyland]

it genuinely is pissing me the fuck off that it took a popstar to do this but not mia, the 14 year old girl who k1lled herself from being harassed w ai p0rn photos of her.