tariq magdon-ismail

[U.S. EPA @EPA]

Today, we're sitting down with Ishani from the Office of Mission Support to dig into:

👷🏽‍♀️ Managing EPA's largest facility
🏗️ Safe workplaces
🤲 Sharing culture to build connection
🌎 Creating a better world for our children

Put your hard hat on and check out this thread 🧵

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

https://t.co/JDiTESoHUa

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

This is glorious.

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

Not sure which I would have found more surprising in 2005: that in 2019, DTrace has been ported to Windows -- or that in 2019, the discussion of the announcement of DTrace on Windows centers around OSS licensing and Linux?

[tpcbenchmarks @tpcbenchmarks]

Dell publishes a new TPCx-HS result - 11.01 HSph@1TB - 36,225.98 USD/HSph@1TB - available: 10/10/2018

[tpcbenchmarks @tpcbenchmarks]

Everyone in this room is a competitor of someone else in the same room. Despite that, we are able to advance the art of systems benchmarking little by little.

[tpcbenchmarks @tpcbenchmarks]

Without giving away the ending of @brendangregg's excellent talk, this is something that will be with us for some time to come

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

Honestly, Firecracker looks amazing -- kudos to @anliguori and crew! https://t.co/bZwPM8SOVN

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This commercial was banned from TV for being too political. I think everyone should see it x

[tariq magdon-ismail @tariqmi]

@bcantrill @scottmcnealy I was forged in the fires of Sun. Sun runs in my blood!

[Sanjay Poonen @spoonen]

Nice @Wikibon #VMworld2017 report: "What a diff 2yrs makes @VMware". Proud to be part of this TEAM! https://t.co/qt5k4Ykuen @SiliconANGLE

[Jay Kreps @jaykreps]

I'm proud of what @confluentinc has done in last 4 months:
1. Confluent Cloud: Kafka-as-a-service
2. Exactly-once
3. KSQL
4. 2 Kafka Summits

[Thomas Graf 🐝 @tgraf__]

All 4 SmartNIC vendors have mentioned BPF offload in their talks at FutureNet.

[Raghu Nambiar @raghu_nambiar]

TPCx-HS v2: Transforming with Technology Changes @hadoop @tariqmi @nchinmayi Dave Jaffe #TPCTC2017 @vldb2017 @TPC_Social

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

A little over a year later, and after our terrific event in San Francisco: is there interest in a @SystemsWeLove in NYC in December? https://t.co/aeCSgarm2P

[Daniel Abadi @daniel_abadi]

I wonder if Ashok Agrawala is annoyed that I've replaced him as first in the alphabetical order of CS faculty at UMD https://t.co/VUWSg0APvr

[Brendan Gregg @brendangregg]

new post: Java Package CPU Flame Graphs https://t.co/LKUVzfB2MV

[@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com on Bluesky @norootcause]

Check out the Chaos Engineering report written by the Chaos team at Netflix: https://t.co/e25uGI6Pya

[OM @om]

How to Make $80,000 Per Month on the Apple App Store! Wow. What an eye opener. Cc @pschiller https://t.co/Yeo6q34xVS