Natasha Bateman

Instagram @natashafearne

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@PetsatHome what happens to the animals if you close?? Xxx

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

Drop my bank card,get a call from @HSBC - someone IN THE SAME PLACE as me has it.
‘what’s her name and I’ll go get it?’
HSBC: ‘We asked her to cut it up’
WHAT?!
Now I have no cash,no card,,can’t get an Uber or a tube to work even though my card is IN THE SAME VICINITY AS ME!🤬

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

I’m not ready for
@antanddec
to be off my tv every night!!😭😩
Never fail to make me smile ❤️ Tv’s best. ❤️ #ImACeleb #imacelebrity

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@jamesbashford3 @GWRHelp Agree. It’s a joke!! Just checked my train back on Sunday and it’s a bloody bus replacement!! 😭😭😭

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

Love paying £100 for a ticket to sit on the floor @GWRHelp 👌

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@GWRHelp Unless you’re going to miraculously turn that ticket into a fold out chair I can’t see how you’re going to help me here.....

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@GWRHelp I hope you’re sat on the floor while you’re typing that to me.

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@GWRHelp If I’ve bought a ticket for that specific time I expect a seat. Don’t think that’s asking for much....

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@GWRHelp No but how about you make sure there are enough seats for everyone Bradley?

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@chilternrailway put an extra service on or something on the Amersham to London train?! It’s absolutely RAMMED and people are getting to work late because they can’t get on. Absolute JOKE

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@katie2808 Hi Katie, can you follow me so I can message you please? I'm a BBC journalist.

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@sooshea Hey Siobhan, can you follow me so I can message you please? I'm a BBC journalist.

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@heyheyitsalliej Hey Allie, can you follow me so I can message you please? I'm a BBC journalist

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@sweat_it_dunn Hey hun, can you follow me so I can message you please? I'm a BBC journalist.

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@Dorky_Brit Hey hun, can you follow me so I can message you please? I'm a BBC journalist.

[Maya Jama @MayaJama]

Y’all thought I was finished 💁🏽‍♀️ @britishgq awards ting ..oooopp😂

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@greenbhoy1 I’ve turned it off!

[Natasha Bateman @tashafearne]

@greenbhoy1 😂😂😂