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[RB @Beas_Knees]

@waziot ITS TRUEEEE I teach private music lessons and anytime I get a teenager like this I deadass tell them “I can tell your a Covid baby because your generation doesn’t know how to hold a conversation” AND LET ME TELL YOU, THEY FIGURE IT OUT REAL QUICK

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Either they snap out of this weird social loop or you just get to feel good by torturing someone socially 🤗

[cali @caliispunk]

Do NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck out

[le'on @twobularbells]

do you think the hoa will care if i put 4 of these in my yard in the middle of august

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[Milky @Neriifyp]

Una vez se me escapó un pedo y el chico con el que estaba me dijo "cuando el gato ronronea pide leche" 😭

[Goob @goobgleeb]

Let's go butt to butt?

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not into feet at all but when I pass a couple foids on the motorway and one of them has the dogs stretched out on the dashboard, that’s interesting to me. That gets a second look out of Shrimp Billionaire. Not afraid to say it.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Wearing my pants backwards so i can poop through the zipper