7. It’s highly unusual and in most cases a crime for them to pay for a date or even split the bill. What makes you a man is your ability to chest billing at any given time regardless of your budget. Only then might you not be considered as ‘scum’.
6. As for Lunch, you can take them to anywhere you want to in this world but Chicken Republic. In fact, suggesting that place alone just means you are ‘broke’ in their books and inconsiderate of their ever-insatiable appetite.
5. It is the job of the man to pay for the date regardless of who set it up or asked who out. Logistics, feeding, & maybe or even probably, housing is the man’s rensponsiblity at the end of that particular day.
4. Most times the reason why they would bother to even accept to go out on a date with you is because of the location & again what they could possibly eat & not coz they wanna see your ugly face or spend time with you.
3. Romance is only equivalent to spending spree. Anything less makes you a traitor, a dumb ass, a retard & an unserious peasant. To consistently simp and spend is both human & divine in their books.
1. A date is simply avenue for them to come out for the purpose of eating a long-term craving or satiate hunger at a location of their choice regardless of if they may/may not be able to afford it for themselves on a normal day.
8. Again. Just to be emphasize: A man who cannot deliver whenever he is called upon financially is ‘undeserving’ of love not to talk of them. The way to a woman’s heart in their books is ‘money and food’. P.S. Consistency with both is still no guarantee you’ll win their hearts.
10. Finally as has now become public knowledge, Going on dates with them is only a means to generate monthly photo dump for their personal page on SM and again eat heavily. Making memories, having conversations, networking, and getting to know each other don’t mean sh** to them.
9. A gentleman is that man that settles for them even if they’re not even half worth it. And also, a man that realizes that he must consistently spend on them unprovoked whether he has it or does not.
The nominees for The Best FIFA Men's Player award:
Lionel Messi
Mo Salah
Karim Benzema
Cristiano Ronaldo
Neymar
Erling Haaland
Kylian Mbappé
Robert Lewandowski
Kevin De Bruyne
Jorginho
N'Golo Kanté
Happy 39th birthday to the top-scoring Nigerian in Premier League history:
95 goals, 26 assists in 252 PL games. (4th highest African scorer in PL history)
21 goals in 57 games for Nigeria (3rd highest scorer ever) 🇳🇬
Happy birthday, Yakubu. 🎉
Happy 39th birthday to the top-scoring Nigerian in Premier League history:
◉ 252 games
◉ 95 goals
◉ 26 assists
◉ 4 hat-tricks
Happy birthday, Yakubu. 🇳🇬
Happy 36th birthday to the first man to score in nine consecutive major international tournaments:
◉ 2006 World Cup
◉ 2008 AFCON
◉ 2010 AFCON
◉ 2010 World Cup
◉ 2012 AFCON
◉ 2013 AFCON
◉ 2014 World Cup
◉ 2015 AFCON
◉ 2017 AFCON
Asamoah Gyan. 🇬🇭
Official and completed. Gareth Southgate signs new deal and extends his contract with England until June 2024, FA official statement just confirmed. 🏴 #England
✍️ Right before they even gained promotion ; they literally blew away opposition in that division scoring for fun and winning consecutively in championship fixtures; playing really good attacking football as well.
Union Saint-Gilloise defeated Oostende by a 7-1 margin to stretch their lead atop the Jupiler Pro League to seven points.
@EuroExpert_ on the newly promoted Belgian side who are chasing the league title. https://t.co/t93yyzrLvH
Napoli are bracing themselves for potentially bad news after Victor Osimhen appeared to fracture his cheekbone during a clash of heads with Inter defender Milan Skriniar. (@footballitalia)