Taylor Hammons

[samantha @milkygoddess]

harry styles is the only man i’m not scared of

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

i love little kids because they'll be like "look! a monster!" and you'll gasp and be like "WHERE" and then they're like "stop. monsters aren't real" okay boy king of gaslighting

[birdy @_birdcalls]

friend: she likes guys who have class

me: ok

[later on date]

her: what do u do

me: *getting up* i have to go i have calculus

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[erika @dangtheham]

@caitiedelaney my mind is convinced that overnight, a layer of dust has settled on the surface of the water, so it's no longer potable. however, water in a water bottle that hasn't been washed in three months? well that's as clean as it gets baby

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

Is burnout hoping your covid test is positive so you can have 5 days off

[$ @2000sphase]

Betty white & Easy E, 1989 🕊

[layks @laykennmatte]

tonight we don’t drink for NYE we drink for BETTY WHITE

[Taylor Hammons @taychammons]

Betty White died today and i just found out???? How is this not making headlines

[Taylor Hammons @taychammons]

Why does my Amazon ask me to rate my orders from 5 months ago

[Sebastian Conelli @SebConBaby]

If I text you a question that I can easily Google, that’s me flirting!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

[Juliana Peceli @notorious_jcp]

pete davidson is dating kim k just to get back at kanye for making him pay for dinner at nobu

[$ @2000sphase]

Rob Kardashian, 2012