Tayler Culligan

designer, new mom, general enthusiast, list maker.

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Me, very funny: the files are IN the computer

Everyone, very entertained: (laughter)

Me, hit with a sudden reality, narrowing eyes at younger employee: do you know what that joke is?

Youngin, very sincere: yeah, it’s a joke you make a lot

Me: 💀

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@Postmates Mine was Jan 27 but with two small children, I honestly forgot it until someone told me. 🙃

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@LilNasX @CashApp $TaylerCulligan 🤗

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Babe you okay? You just said “creamy” and didn’t use your Old Gregg voice.

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Watched Coco with the fam. Afterwards Disney+ recommended “Coco in Spanish”. Interested to see if the animation was different, we clicked on. Very much in English, but Ty and I looked at each other and at the same time said “do we know Spanish?!” I knew I married the right one.

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@beckyyaworski I think you can only be a ruling queen/king by birth into the role. I don’t think there is an honorary king title (as there sometimes is for queen, like the queen mother). Any Anglophiles please correct!

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Can’t believe it’s already truck month again.

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It's been 25 years, I think we deserve the full Powerline album.

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They should have hired the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru planners for vaccine distribution.

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@thredUP_support I know y’all are holding on clean out bags, but do y’all have any idea on when you might be shipping them again? I’ve had a bag of things I’ve been saving but it’s been several months and wondering if I should take them somewhere else. Thx!

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@mindykaling Sliced radishes! Crunchy and spicy! Also throw the greens in there.

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@MarshaBlackburn The Chinese invented paper and printing. When the Europeans followed their ideas, we called it “inspired by.” But if you’ve ever picked up a book, you have Chinese innovation to thank.

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@amydracula Future me?

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Wow I guess I think about this a lot...but really, how?!

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I still think this would have been a good campaign slogan, but it works as a victory cheer as well:

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@omg_carrie You can take them on the train! Usually there is a limit (I think it’s 2) it says it by the door. Some stations also have little ramps that help you take them up and down. Also buses have a bike hitch in front. Just tell/signal the driver and they’ll wait for you.

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Can we get minute-by-minute updates of how Rick Moranis is doing, please.

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@Tennessean I get that you need to gain subscribers, but I don’t think it’s helping anyone that your local covid testing info is behind a paywall.

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You know it’s going to be good when your yogurt is spelled yoghurt.

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@orileyaaron Also setting a budget early on, itemizing each item out. Helped to see the overall price and helped us set/meet goals. We even came in a little under budget!

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@orileyaaron Costco for beer/wine (also greenery!). Buffett. Handmade decorations. Asked a place that normally doesn’t do weddings if they would be down. Friends with a lot of creatives who graciously lent their talents. Saved and “splurged” on the things we really wanted, like a live band!