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[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

UNREAL 😳

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

08 Jeff Hardy woulda won the presidency 😭😭https://t.co/wSYLTb6ThE

[Salami Steve @daddyprosciutto]

Perfect medium rare fellas, the left cannot possibly fathom this on a Monday.

[t @taylorbayardo]

@megannyancyy @jam3stown HE DOESN’T EVEN OWN A CAR 😭

[QuaaLud Aberg @28ozPorterhouse]

Just hit the pen and cooked up a gnarly grocery list like it was a parlay

[Redd @ReddCinema]

weed man hit you up 4 hours later like “yOu sTiLL nEeD tHaT” tbh bro go to jail

[k 💫 @ethelcaining]

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“babe you’re not a samurai”

literally me:

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[, @Zvbear]

My boy got himself a Noble 20 year old Bunny

THIS IS MY SPIDER-MAN GODDAMN IT

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

i personally feel like being able to bite through the cob of the corn should get you life without parole

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“Gamble responsibly”

Me:

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

Bro check out this property I found

[t @taylorbayardo]

Turning 26 and having everything i could’ve dreamed of and wished for is everything. But today i miss you Sarah House i wish i could have my friend back to just talk to, just to hangout with, and just to see your face light up every room you walked in.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Y'all get pregnant by dudes who gon need a ride to da baby shower

[Jdab @JDabz87]

R. Kelly when Diddy walks into prison

[max n' cheez @maxthomm]

This is how a Miller Lite looks after 11 Miller Lites