Taylor

yeet or be yeeted.

[Danny White @AD_DannyWhite]

How bout a round of applause for our creative team #VolNation! America’s College Sports City is about to get rolling for another big year! #GBO 🍊

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

🎶In west Yellowstone, I was born and raised⁣

⁣On the valley floor was where I spent most of my days⁣
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Wallowin’, grunting, relaxing all cool⁣

And eating lots of grasses, that’s right, no bull⁣ 🦬
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[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. S’mores fall apart, and we still love them.

[UNC Barstool @UNCBarstool]

UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Last night, Russia launched a brazen attack on the people of Ukraine, in violation of international law and basic principles of human decency. Here’s my statement on what it means, and what should happen next.

[Travis Cabage @Travis_Cabage]

National media and some local media will focus on the trash. What should be the focus of Tennessee Football is how Josh Heupel took a dumpster fire of a program and has made it reasonably competitive.

[Emma ✨// 🍉✊🏻 @leiahuttslayer]

RT if you have a uterus and have taken oral contraceptives, but we’re not warned about the risk of blood clots when it was prescribed to you.

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

Get you a husband who goes and buys you OJ at 1:30 in the morning bc it makes your feel better when your nauseous🥰

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

So I know there are machines that mimic a labor for men to experience the pain we go through during labor, but we can make one for periods? Like every month you have to wear it for a whole week but your symptoms are always changing like a real period..?

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

Instead of sleeping I decided to calculate how long it would take you to watch all 22 seasons on Law and Order:SVU if there was 22 episodes on each season and you watched nonstop... anxiety and revenge bedtime procrastination at it’s finest 🙃
the answer is 15.125 days w/o ads

[81🤍 @ravenjunade]

I’m actually such a forgiving person so if I genuinely stop speaking to someone, they did way too much..

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

Am I the only one who never goes into the the downstairs part of the JC mall?
Like there’s nothing down there anymore so why bother going 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

My toxic trait is looking back on when I had bangs and having the urge to get them cut again 🙃

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

I stg Ive been keeping up with where I am at when there are people around not wearing masks bc if they give me Covid bc they’re not wearing their mask right or at all...
Hands will be swung..

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

The most useless thing of 2020:

FaceID

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

I stg if Nevada fucks this up for the rest of us 😅😭🙃

[Mx. Bethany Daniels @bfaithd]

Walking around my house like "who the fuck closed last night?!"

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

[Taylor @taylorrena13]

Can we go back to the tiger king and “Carol Baskin killed her husband walked him” part of quarantine.....

Asking for a friend..?