Taylor Romer

weaving and eating and tweeting

[Taylor Romer @taylorromer]

describe yourself in 5 words:

nihilist willing to play along

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My grandma just told me that aliens are among us and love strawberry ice cream

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scream 2 has a star-studded cast*

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are there any other adults out there that play with clay? nah? just me?

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i wish i had my dogs life

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hey, it's me

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@mackennnnzie do it

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Josh Hutcherson spotted. #bunbury2015

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Enjoying Father John Misty from this line I've been in for over an hour. This single line was clearly the way to go. #Bunbury2015

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Yo #bunbury2015 - why are there 13 lines to get in and am I in the right one? Send help. Thanks.

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@mackennnnzie what movie

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"I chase my bourbon with a breadstick" @adridefisher

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@emily_dever @GabbyMakenzee 859.384.6984. Ya'll a bunch of doofuses lolol. If momma Kendra asks I did not help.

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@lakebullshit don't favorite it. Send me pizza.

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All I want for my birthday is pizza.

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Did I just finish my last paper of my college career? Yep.

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guys. Finals week is always so motivating bc I'm wasting my valuable study time to watch @britneyspears music vids. I'll never learn.

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Cyber Monday successes result in my bank calling to alert me that my card was stolen. Nope. All me. I made unreasonable amounts of purchases

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JK - I bought 6 of them so after that.

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Update: coconut water had hole and leaked all over me. Done with health foods forever.