Taylor Fraser

My collection of good intention.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

@RyeMcKenzie Hey even I had a DSM. Those were sweet. Awd turbo laser. But I drove past the dealership tonight. The most uninspiring looking vehicles I’ve ever seen 😂

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I find it weird that there are Mitsubishi dealerships. Like who ever goes “man id love to pick up a Mitsubishi one day, imma head down to the Mitsubishi dealership to grab a Mitsubishi” 😂😂

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

The shitty thing about being as kind as possible in all situations is it being mistaken for weakness.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Why is “I don’t drink anymore cuz I’m a recovering alcoholic” followed by “good for you!” “hey I respect that!” but when you say you don’t want to drink but you never had a drinking problem its “ahh your lame” “dude live a little”… smh 😑

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Amazon Prime Video charges people an extra $1.00 for HD versus SD on a movie that was made for a TV like this. Like ya please let me experience Mrs. Doubtfire in high definition…

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

@outwaysocks Man these tweets are gas

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Restaraunt food prices in Victoria have never had me contemplating the dine and dash more than they have now.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

@robbfraser You heading to Whistler reading a book called “knowledge” 😂

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

You ever say “ope sorry” to someone at the grocery store and they respond by saying “it’s okay”… and you think.. woah woah, what’s okay? I didn’t actually do anything to you, I’m just Canadian.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Why are the people at sporting events who stand up obnoxiously and yell at players, refs and umps, ironically the least athletic people you’ve ever seen in your life. 🙃

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I’ve spent most of my adult life trying to figure out who I am, but I ended up just finding out who I am not.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

@robbfraser The ginger ale at the hospital always tastes better

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I had a sharp cramp in my side today. I went home, had a glass of water and it went away. This is 32.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Nothing beats taking a few good books with you on vacation for reading. Nestling into a nice cozy chair each day with a cup of tea and watching TikToks.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Middle school dances were just a circle of awkward kids watching the two dudes that took break dancing, do the worm to usher.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I wonder how all the people who used to say ‘amazeballs’ are doing now.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I started reading a book about 8 months ago called “The Power of Habit”… I feel like chapter 1 should be about finishing the books you start.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

People have sometimes said I reminded them of @elonmusk and I was always so flattered. I now understand what they meant…

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

Their first order is attributed to good marketing. Their second order is attributed to good product. Their third order is attributed to good retention.

[Taylor Fraser @taylorslaps]

I should not be able to bring $246 bucks worth of groceries from the car to the house this easily #justinflation 💰🛒