Tyler

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(after putting 1000gb of personal data into a giant whirring super computer) you're attracted to... bleep bloop...brunettes

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

doing the corpse husband dom daddy mysterious boyfriend shit with micheal jackson is so fucking funny to me i'm sorry

[Toloza con Z @Srt_Toloza]

Dejemos los muebles nuevos con el plástico por hoy para que el gato no los dañe.

El gato:

[wada @httpscherryyy]

estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed

[Lauren McGaughy @lmcgaughy]

Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Goodbye, Greg Abbott..

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

[nila 𒀭 @tenbillionswans]

wonderful news

[David Lei @davidlei]

What was lost: one of the UWS barn owl parents checking on their nest a couple nights ago (above) and doing the same with what little remained of it tonight (below). After a stressful day and early evening, the family reunited and all owlets were accounted for.

Cont’d

#birdcpp

[Futanorrie @FoolyKimmy]

Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Happy Halloween.