Tim Beswick

Male model, millionaire & compulsive liar

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@NCEMAUAE The alert basically just says “stay inside”. And if you’re sleeping, you’re inside. So you don’t really need to be woken up to be told to do what you’re already doing. That’s kind of my take on it🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ Seems like another sound decision (pardon the pun) by UAE authorities.

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@DC_Draino A customer at the restaurant on the corner only tipped the waitress 35%!!

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

RIP Rugby!
#ENGvARG #redcard

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@NoContextHumans 2 seconds. Maybe 3

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@SkyCricket just now, Spirit v Brave reduced to 85 balls.
You said that meant 2x20 plus 3x15 for the bowlers. Was that actually correct?
If so, how was Gibson allowed to bowl that last set of 5 when Glenn and Kerr had already bowled out??

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@thehundred Spirit v Brave reduced to 85 balls. Commentary said bowlers 2x20 and 3x15 balls.
So how did Spirit end up with 2x20 and 1x17 who would have bowled 20 if all balls had been bowled🤷🏻‍♂️ Or were commentary wrong?

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@ASLEFunion Genuine query:
Where is the second safety critical person on a tube train?
Because I’ve never seen anyone other than a driver and they seem to run fine

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@ASLEFunion Absolutely not!!
You and @RMTunion can go fuck yourselves!!

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@CaronBlay Because their paws don’t reach far enough to waft away their farts?🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@MickLynchFan @RMTunion I’m sure there are reasons to support @RMTunion (and @ASLEFunion ).
But such huge block action is eroding public support.
I was a union rep for many years - so I do get it.
But they can go & fuck themselves now! They have no more support from me, or from many I know!

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

Dear rail workers,
Go fuck yourselves!

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@Colin00007 @SimonCalder Really?
I was stamped 6 times in 3 days last month!!
On 4 passport pages!!
I will need a new passport next year after 6 years because of lack of empty “double pages” that I require for other travel.
Brexit is fucking bollocks and I’m yet to see a benefit

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@CrossCountryUK Why, when I’m logged in to my account & I’ve just bought a ticket, is there no option to “buy another ticket”? (If there is I can’t work it out)
I have to log out, search a new ticket whilst logged out, and then sign in again during purchase process. Fkn crazy

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

"Confusing perspective"

[📹 Larry Carlson: https://t.co/9I2Ny71SSh]
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[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@Delta Short haul or long haul?
Long haul - aisle in the middle block of 3/4 seats. I can get up and move around without disturbing and probably won’t be disturbed.
Short haul in a 3/3 cabin???? Maybe window 🤷🏻‍♂️ But it’s just a seat on a bus. I don’t really care at this point

[Red Arrows @rafredarrows]

Cockpit video: Fly with @pilotbondy as Reds 4 and 5 roll around the other #RedArrows jets in the crowd-favourite Tornado manoeuvre at this weekend’s @EB_Airshow. #Eastbourne.

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@JeffSharlet Gladiator
LOTR

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@scottiebateman @Airbus I have average GCSEs.
I have below average A Levels.
I got hauled in to headmaster’s office to explain why I wasn’t applying to university (it was a school with a reputation to keep!)
But I knew what I wanted, and I’m now 29 years in to my air traffic control career!!

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

I absolutely love this story!! What a bloody awesome and inspiring bloke!!

Climber, 82, completes 282 mountain challenge https://t.co/bBAk4cmPCm

[Tim Beswick @tcmcpb]

@bythewaves 😳hmmm🤔