Timothy Swiss

Lighting Designer / Teacher

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@OCSDLagunaNigue Yes technically you all can lie. My curiosity is how you all landed on “E bike” theft as the lie for something clearly not a petty theft. There’s a fugkin Chopper circling. Dr. Malcom said it best.”, “That’s one big pile of shit.”

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

Just stopped by to see how the dumpster fire of a platform was doing. I’m reminded of the scene from Mad Men. https://t.co/8vjhSFwFNh

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@RonFilipkowski

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@ottoxgam @habitburger Or it’s just that good?

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@richeisen All the time man. Miss my old man daily.

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

Trading cards?! Digital trading cards?! Hahahahahahhahhahaha This MF is really just a fat sad orange grifter that is down to his last sad ignorant base for couch change.

[OCSD - Aliso Viejo @OCSDAlisoViejo]

⚠️ Update: A male was involved in a vandalism and barricaded himself in his apartment. @OCSDCNT and Investigations responded to assist Deputies. The male exited his apartment and was arrested.

We appreciate the communities patience during the incident!

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@MichelleSteelCA You are an absolute embarrassment to your profession. Can’t wait till you’re unseated. Also, I never asked for your office to email me and I’ve unsubscribed 5 times now. Next one will be reported to the ethics board.

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

Ron doesn’t realize it’s not about the masks, it’s about him being an asshole.

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@Workday YO why can't we DM you?! For a service product it sure is hard getting in touch with you all for service issues. A serious lack of contact info on your webpage as well. Maybe I'm just getting old but having the ability to chat or send you all an email is rather difficult.

[Syracuse University @SyracuseU]

Red, white, blue and Orange 🍊 @JoeBiden L'68 becomes first #SyracuseU alumnus elected president. Our alumni reach great heights.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

.@JoeBiden has a plan to build our country back better and create millions of jobs—jobs that can help working families get ahead. Joe helped manage the Recovery Act, which jumpstarted the longest stretch of job growth in our history. And he’ll do it again.

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

Go Joe!

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Mini-strokes, you say?

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Meanwhile, in Kenosha:

[Katie Ledecky @katieledecky]

Possibly one of the best swims of my career! (~open for debate~)
What can you do without spilling a drop?! Check out the #gotmilkchallenge on TikTok. #gotmilk #ad

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

@ConcordShows @MrJoeIconis @BeMoreChill @TheOtherPalace Hey Concord we (Saddleback College) we have been waiting a while to hear back to you on rights to a show. Can you hit us back?

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

The Birthday Girl is currently making us “Mac Cheese Beep Beep.” Happy Birthday kiddo. We love you. #eleanorswiss https://t.co/IoUNPAdAQ2

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

This kiddo is pure joy. Looking forward to the upcoming birthday this week. Time sure does fly. #eleanorswiss #eleanor52 https://t.co/mAUGPcntNs

[Timothy Swiss @tcswiss]

This kiddo knows how to live life to the fullest. Our love for her is endless. #eleanorswiss #eleanor52 https://t.co/bpgDCM3stq