Tiffany Reusser

// Designer for USA Today, formerly for The Washington Post

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

"You see, when a man loves a woman very, very much, he makes her coffee," I explain to my kids while looking at my husband.

[Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist]

5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down"

So, yeah, she's mine.

[Britta 🌻 @britta_H20]

Me without coffee vs. me with coffee

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.

[REESE'S @reeses]

Woke up like this. #ThankYou #AllTreesAreBeautiful

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"Boss Liz is all 'Paperwork! paperwork!' But Friend Liz is all 'My feet hurt; I'm staying in tonight.'" #30rock

[50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey]

She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"Maybe a drink will help. Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out." #ParksandRec

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"It's not my favorite shirt ... But it is my least favorite shirt." #ParksandRec

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"You can take it if you want. I have many copies. And the negatives. And a JPEG." #ParksandRec

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

Louisville is in need of more convenient @Starbucks locations (not right next to the UofL stadium or inside malls) #sadkitten #nocoffee4me

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"Um, can I borrow some wine, too? Wine helps me drink." #BobsBurgers

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond ... or beef jerky in a ball gown." #UnbreakableKimmySchmidt

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"I envy you. I've never been able to meet me." #UnbreakableKimmySchmidt

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"A little crusty on the outside, but a soft heart, like a wonderful French roll." #UnbreakableKimmySchmidt

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

@spencerholladay @mudd4goals @kyleslagle @dfmark @chlomolo @jruble So for Fly Squad, release a page = shot? Might need a new liver afterward

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

RT @spencerholladay: @mudd4goals @kyleslagle @dfmark @chlomolo @jruble Let’s play a drinking game… everytime you typeset a page, take a shot

[Tiffany Reusser @tdesignr]

"Who takes pictures of stuff on Wikipedia?" #shitmydadsays