Ty Dittmer

Farming with tegridy|Kansas State Agronomy

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

New drinking game.

Take a drink every time Biden fumbles his words.

Take a shot every time Biden coughs.

Finish your drink every time Biden signs an executive order.

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@jsreinecker @BetsyJibben The Canucks are back at it again 🇨🇦🌾

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

I wanna go back in time to the 90’s. Where music on the radio didn’t suck as much and where people didn’t get offended by every little micro-aggression.

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

VIOLENCE:
• Microaggressions
• Offensive jokes
• Misgendering
• Opinions I disagree with

NON-VIOLENCE:
• Looting
• Arson
• Rioting
• Punching conservatives

I hope that’s clear.

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@laytontank You better riot and loot a Crocs outlet store

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

Looting and rioting cures corona. #themoreyouknow

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Nothing’s better than a home cooked beer 🌽

The new @BuschBeer corn cans 🍻

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

Dear, Kansas since we all have to stay at home can you please spin up a tornado for our entertainment please. 🌪#boredaf

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

Idk which is more boring, western Kansas or this whole quarantine thing. #naturalsocialdistancing

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

Our military might is the only reason why we aren’t living in a world like The Man in the High Castle. The best defense is a good offense.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Our military is larger than these countries combined:

🇨🇳 181 billion
🇸🇦 78 billion
🇷🇺 61 billion
🇮🇳 60 billion
🇬🇧 54 billion
🇫🇷 52 billion
🇯🇵 48 billion
🇩🇪 48 billion
🇰🇷 39 billion
🇧🇷 27 billion
🇮🇹 27 billion

What if we invested in human needs to care for one another instead?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Stone Cold Patrick Mahomes 💀

(via @CurtainsB)

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

You gotta fight for your right to partyyyyyyyy!!!! -Beastie Boys -Travis Kelce #cheifskingdom

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

Watching Top Gun is gunna get real awkward if the U.S. military decides to shoot down all the F-14 tomcats we sold to Iran back in the day. #dangerzone

[evan hafer @EvanHafer]

Should we really be worried about a country that can’t even manufacture their own pick up trucks? #chevy

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

One perk about driving through western Kansas. Is that if you rip one in a vehicle you can always blame it on a feed lot and get away with it. 🐂 #fartmask

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@BarstoolNewsN When you hear your son is a crack addict that got a stripper pregnant.

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@WhiskeyRiff Turnpike Troubadours right before they split up.😢

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

This is what happens when you drive with your eyes closed and thinking that you know every curve in the road like the back of your head. #whatstheofficerproblem?

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Not good.

https://t.co/yLC4gXV2l9

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@jamison_lauren

[Ty Dittmer @tditty_80]

@TDurham_11 @JamisonLexia @PitViperShades We super liked each other once on Tinder. Things are getting pretty serious now.