Not?AHistoryTeacher

Just a sassy, sleep deprived, social studies teacher

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

no one:

midwesterner brain:

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[Mrs. Speech @mrs_speech]

7th grader: I bet there are no state tests in Wakanda!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play a game of cornhole

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know its going to be a beautiful day

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

I have a theory that most teachers are Hufflepuffs #HufflepuffPride

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

@JessieP_07 Which is why you’ll catch me slurping it out the bowl, burning my entire mouth in the process.

[Mrs. B @Mrs_B_Teach]

Yup #life #adulting

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

@lyfeinthemiddle Not a parent but my mom always complained she didn’t have her music and kindle

[Mrs. B @Mrs_B_Teach]

When the kids were insane all day and you suddenly realize five hours later that there’s a full moon right now 🙄 #duh #fullmoon #crazykids #teacherproblems

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

Yea, I worse short sleeves without a jacket to class.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The most powerful and demented people on earth are midwesterners when it’s above 50 degrees in March

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

Teaching is drinking before five pm because you have to finish grading these papers before grades are due

[👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨ @YouMustShowWork]

Must have experience as a: therapist, public speaker, nurse, mom, dad, dictator, court recorder, bailiff, social worker, custodian, secretary, & actress. Must be able to put on a minimum of 4 unique shows per day, & write all your own scripts. Pay is $35k.. #PoorJobDescriptions

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

Update ��🏻‍💻👨🏻‍💻❤️

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

That feeling when one of your students goes on a conspiracy theorist tirade in the middle of class #HowDoIResondToThis #TeacherProblems

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

it’s spring in the midwest and it’s
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
🔘 both

because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

This is an actual depiction of me last night? Anyone else?

[Not?AHistoryTeacher @TeachSpillsTea]

I need caffeine