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unfortunately for everyone i wiII continue being myseIf

[teals @teala]

Like Medvedev taking over for Putin

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Jeremy M. Jacobs, the long-tenured governor of the Boston Bruins for 51 years, announced today that his son, Boston Bruins CEO Charlie Jacobs, will succeed him as the team’s governor and will represent the club on the NHL’s Board of Governors.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs.

I think I just voted for a realtor...

[teals @teala]

Her surgeon put in work bc her face was showing her age for once

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Hi Mexico City.

[teals @teala]

Bruins had a lot of chances, too bad

[Mark Dondero @MarkDondero]

Love it!

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Why is the CLOWN Mitchell Robinson on the floor to end a game ????!!

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WHAT THR FUCK CELTICS! I changed the channel bc I thought we WON!

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[teals @teala]

Don’t get me started. Needing a USERNAME for EVERYTHING and then having to AUTHENTICATE your PASSWORD that they force you to make EXTRA DIFFICULT has driven me into psychosis! Can’t even order a Burger King whopper without making a log in, giving your location, accepting cookies

[Wholesome Hokage @JustJayBBK]

Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login

[teals @teala]

Hate White taking a 3 there. We need to focus on taking it to the basket in these moments. Luckily they did in the next time.

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Wow Carolina player saved that goal lol

[tom @Tombo_9]

It’s been Mahomes since 2019 lol

[teals @teala]

Kanye west

[James @james_h17_]

I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[tom @Tombo_9]

Being three+ years early on the current Mahomes discourse is a hell of a feeling.

[teals @teala]

Why does the judge have cauliflower on his head

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chris Brown has been given an 8-month suspended prison sentence after he pleaded guilty to affray.

[teals @teala]

Yes. If your house has ever had a Trump sign and I see you with a local politician sign— I know who not to vote for.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Has anyone ever based their vote on seeing a yard sign?

[Dan @vikesfan27777]

Mahomes joined a team that had averaged 10.5 wins for half a decade with Alex Smith and had just drafted a hall of fame WR, hall of fame tight end, and the 2nd best defensive player behind Donald of the era. They were also the healthiest team in NFL during his first 7 years.

[teals @teala]

It’s almost like nfl fans need to stop anointing running QBs as the goat in their first decade bc once they can’t run like a chicken without a bead and throw a miracle ball they’re exposed for not being able to read a defense fast enough to make accurate passes under pressure 🤷‍♀️