StephenW

mostly here to retweet funny things I’ve thought of but funnier people said better

[StephenW @team1stephen]

The only thing #KarolineLeavitt and I have in common is that I, too, have worked for someone who would have left me on the assassination decoy plane.

[StephenW @team1stephen]

Every year I think no one could be dumber in this game and then a Chuk walks in. #BigBrother28 #BB28 #BigBrother

[thamma ajanna 𓇼 @piinkst4rr]

bagels r so good shoutout bagels

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Officially DONE spending money…in my savings era…except for ice cream cones. And my daily 10am fountain Diet Coke. And movie tickets & movie popcorn. Because like…c’mon lol…that stuff barely counts

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If I send this to you it means I’m going to give a season finale monologue that wins me the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

'and the oscar goes to el mal'

[C0RY @c0ry024]

“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!”

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[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

Serena Williams crip walking on National television to a diss record for one of her exes. You cannot make this up.

[Chris Murphy @christress]

billie eilish is such a great natural singer it will be incredible when she discovers she has a chest voice and can also use that to produce sound and even sing notes

[StephenW @team1stephen]

@likaluca 1. Cover 2. Flap 3. Blurb 4. Reviews

[bobby @bobby]

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

[StephenW @team1stephen]

@AristotleDreher Can confirm

[Chef KD Jones @chefkdjones]

ANOTHA ONE

James Beard named Chef Chase Collier of Charleston Ristorante Abruzzi a semifinalist for best chef southeast.

People are paying attention to WV.

[trash jones @jzux]

the horrors persist but so do the diet cokes

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

hard to believe that some people are as young as 27.

26, even, in some cases.

[StephenW @team1stephen]

@JasmineForUS Looking forward to it.

The giant cross earrings *suggests* she knows the Bible, but I think she skipped this part:

https://t.co/Vi8xCUDPpd

Feel free to forward to her, inside or outside.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today

also me: