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@GaryBarlow last tour/this tour #wonderland

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Our favourite 👍🏻 #hometweethome @intuMerryHill

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Starting to get excited about the big day with @JohnLewisRetail #JLGiftList

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Thanking someone under your breath as punishment for them not thanking you

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Ooohh @BannerMaxine I reckon these are right up your street :o)

“@BestFoodPorn_: Oreo cheesecake bars http://t.co/tGr3ewiXPV”

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@ClurMitch @JimDogBratfud can't be Gary-I can see trouser leg! Gary will deffo be in his #bluesshorts!!

[Patrick Kielty @PatricKielty]

Last time a Scot in shorts made me cry was when I found out Jimmy Krankie was a woman. Go Andy! #wimbledonfinal

[Andi Peters @andipeters]

Dear Captain Birds Eye, please tell me it's all cod? I've been informed today that fish don't actually have fingers.

[Dominic Byrne @domisatwit]

"If you sing Silent Night backwards at a high volume, it will make most domesticated pets lie down and dribble!". #domsmadeupfacts

[Dominic Byrne @domisatwit]

Just been picked up in a cab and the driver's asked me if my name is Susan!! No. It's not. As that's a woman's name. And I'm a man??!??!

[Charlie Condou @Charliecondou]

Is there NO news about Kate Middleton's pregnancy today?? I cant cope with this news blackout!!

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Brilliant! http://t.co/4HyzknzQ

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@amy_wingfield #thatsmebytheway!

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@amy_wingfield whoop, whoop, how's about spending some on your most favouritest relative??? ;o)

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Its claimed Macaulay Culkins health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No shit. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times

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@BannerMaxine Ewww, not sure what's worse - the dodgy implants or the teeny tiny bikini bottoms??? #both!

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@k1ngd1ng @martin_harrold errrrrrmmmm, no. That is all.