Tecmo Bo

Do better.

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@JoshShiaman @BlueJays If David Cronenberg made a baseball movie

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@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic Ideally, it would be something where a frog plays a sheriff.

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

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@cbouzy What you mean to say is that the crime you're familiar with isn't the pipe bomb

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@kaymerra @TheNTstain @fasc1nate "This is Twitter in a *seashell"

I mean it was right there!

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@99DreamWeaver99 @NoContextBrits Several accidents: Stepped on a rake which disoriented him such that he bumped into a cabinet where a bucket fell on his head then he tumbled out a window. Tragic

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@DavidBaku3 @ProfEmilyMurphy Shut the fuck up, liar

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@puppymoth TAR isn’t a kids movie, but it has a one or two minute scene that is straight up horror. Very fun

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@tom_swadley Get it Tom!

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@glennkirschner2

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@TheLionHeart79 @K_Mob2016 @OD_Promotions @TexansMexico @BenVerlander @LegKickNationOG That’s more borderline and falls into the good ol’ “unwritten rules” but I personally don’t have a big issue with it. Teams have long been careful with a runner on 2nd to not give away the pitch

But these days they use an electronic device on the catcher’s wrist to signal

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@SwamperHoward @jco871 @bestofnextdoor She used to be a piece of shit, but…

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Guy at Trump rally today on why he loves Trump: “The biblical principles that Trump embraces is what I really like about him. I’ve never heard another president invoke the name of God and Jesus as much. He’s embracing biblical principles. Follow the Bible and you can’t go wrong.”

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Guy at the airport bar just ordered an IPA, learned they were out, and pivoted to a Long Island

That’s a helluva audible

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@Popehat I just looked this up on my work computer so I'm commenting here in case I have to explain that I was merely wasting time on Twitter and not being weird

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@electionsmith @steveschale Are you sure they aren't from just south of Philadelphia? In New Jersey.

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@JoePompliano Ahem...

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@MeidasTouch

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@TimKeownESPN The classic liquid measuring device: basketballs

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@buitengebieden Then he put her in a camel clutch to get the submission