Ted Dziuba

Founder of @realPylonHealth. Formerly: Garner Health, Coinbase, ebay, Google.

NPC Men's Physique athlete

✝️ Eccl. 1:9

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@faqdev It's an inanimate object. You can't hold it morally or legally accountable for its mistakes.

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Prediction: Frontier labs will start following the Butterfly Labs strategy: extracting maximal value from unrestricted frontier models before releasing them to the public.

Butterfly did this with ASIC Bitcoin miners.

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@startupoppa Don't take it personally, they're just not that into you.

However, when you get this same signal from *customers*, it's time to listen and reflect.

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@brettberson I do one follow-up at t+2 days: "Thanks for your time on Monday, are there any more details I can provide, or is it a pass for you?"

They pass, you can close out the row in your spreadsheet unambiguously.

Simple as.

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humblebrag

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@faqdev HIPAA

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Timezones. The whole world should be on UTC.

I said what I said.

[Sakshi Sugandhi @SakshiSugandhi]

If you could delete one thing from modern software development forever, what would it be?

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"Oh, nothing to drink for me, I prefer drugs, thank you."

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If HR asks whether you drink alcohol, never say:

I drink.
I don't drink.
I don't think that's relevant.

Instead say:

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@Jason @curtis_yarvin @grok regression to the mean is a feature not a bug.

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@GWitchel “This looks like it’s a Claude feature in 18 months.”

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@pmitu Ah yes, glorious unemployment.

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real.

[Paul Mit @pmitu]

Most founders don't hate 'Marketing'.

They hate:

- rejection
- seeing how little people care about their work
- realizing that nobody wants their product
- 0 results

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@mariagorskikh No, I use pen and paper. It forces you to digest the information being spoken to you, and the act of writing imprints it in your mind better.

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This is me vs. the woodpeckers that peck on the side of my house during the day.

[Gregg 🇺🇸 @realgreggd]

Sometimes homeschooling has to be paused to shoot squirrels who are stealing tomatoes from the garden.

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@joshephraim Well-executed. Earned a follow.

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Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written.

[Verbal Assassin ✍🏽 @ulovewendy]

You weren’t there

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@VCBrags @tryramp iykyk

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@landforce They want $50k up front plus a “success fee”. Great for practicing telling scammers to fuck off.

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So it’s an iPad on a stand. Great, I guess? How’s Siri coming along?

[John Ternus @johnternus]

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