ted_henderson

I both can and will hypnotize you into thinking that your name is Bingleton.

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@sam_d_1995 Biden's 2020 victory would still win the EC on this map though. He'd get 291, 15 less than the 306 he got but it does change the board.

I've been hearing about Texas going purple for like 10+ years now, sounds like we need to make it actually HAPPEN in the next 8.

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@mcpli I compared these numbers to Biden's win in 2020. If he were to win the same states but with these EC votes he'd get 291 votes to Trump's 247. He'd still win, but it'd be tighter.

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@Fleechiru "I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day." Made perfect sense to child me because they'd have to sleep at some point.

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@alanthefisher @vanillaopinions About engineering disasters, and starring the most autistic college graduates we could find!

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@ShadowTodd God I love not knowing who ANY of these people are, so much.

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@LinusTech Reminiscing about before the internet was a household thing

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@HeroDividend Quote the bible at them. "If your eye should cause you to sin, pluck it out." If their nose causes them some unpleasant feeling they don't like, they can simply remove it from their face and your business.

[ted_henderson @ted_henderson]

Thanks, @apple, for inventing the Torment Nexus you fucking morons.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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@ghostiegracee @jwoo283 @LordHaveMercer @dimension20show @agbeardsley @eaxford @ZacOyama @vornietom @chmurph This is old as heck but are their character sheets available publicly? If we know the nature of the roll (IE, attack vs skill check vs save, etc.) and we know what their bonus is for those, simple subtraction would give the raw dice result.

Or, we demand Dice Cams.

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@cybrtrkguy So if one wire breaks, frays, shorts, gets somehow disconnected, etc. now it's taking down not only the component its connected to but every component behind that?

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@Mintmobile just got your christmas ornament. Fun fact - it's 2"x4"x0.25", the original 1st gen iPhone was 2.4"x4.53"x0.3".

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@CalIMeDon @DiscussingFilm Likely answer is that the clay has very particular properties that Aardman's process relies on, those properties aren't sufficiently met by any other product, and the exact recipe for the clay has been kept secret.

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@iVRy_VR I really hope you guys can succeed, and especially with @PlayStation support. If you can let me use a PSVR2 on my PC for Flight Sim, HL Alyx, etc. then the PSVR2 goes from "would be nice to have but too expensive for what it gives me" to "must buy NOW".

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@_Xingo_ @Jarbys_ what is he breathing that high up in the first comic? It looks like he's just wearing the usual cowl, no O2 mask on his mouth or anything.

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@VancityReynolds why can't I buy Aviation gin through the Mint Mobile merch store? I wanna maximize my Late Stage Capitalism experience.

[ted_henderson @ted_henderson]

Holograms don't cast a shadow... #PS5Share, #MarvelsSpiderMan2

[ted_henderson @ted_henderson]

#PS5Share, #MarvelsSpiderMan2

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@scttfrnks @oneunderscore__ No, he made that point pretty well. I certainly got it. Pity you didn't. Maybe that $8/month for the blue check could be spent more wisely somewhere else, like remedial reading classes.

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@MamaSitaa__ People want to fix problems, and it's a problem itself. "I can't come out because chronic illness whammied me" makes people think "Oh well I want to help fix this" but it's just so rarely helpful. People gotta learn the incredible power of this response right here:

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@scttfrnks @oneunderscore__ Law Enforcement pretty universally sucks ass. A big reason they universally suck ass is they've been treated as X The Everything Service and trying to do everything invariably results in being good at none of it. Second service for other stuff - better LEO.