Bird Internet

Bold new ideas, same old chronic incontinence

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

@cfwebs Some of the things people post here are just nuts

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

@mudpieleaver You’re out of your element. Turn around now or be faced with a villain who can’t see smiles.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Sopranos Character: Ey, fuck off!

Grad Student: This is brilliant

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

@RosemaryCard Pocket knife with nice leather case

[Ganser 🫠 @Ganserband]

no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this.
https://t.co/oiSQLBJ3YV

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Insider sources are telling me that Tennessee “shat the bed” this season and “looked like a possum with a brain-eating fungus” on Saturday

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

@LeoArtus_ “You sumbitch, I’m lettin you off this time, next time it ain’t gonna be the same way pal”

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

more movies should be like this. i’m sick of knowing what the fuck is going on

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

SOME people know quality content when they see it.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Tired: “hemorrhagic stroke” Wired: “brain diarrhea”

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Here we come

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

It’s been a tough year for legends of cinema that no one wants to talk to me about. Elaine May, take precautions

[Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord]

R.I.P. Milwaukee musician, 'American Movie' co-star Mike Schank
https://t.co/mcvJHbqFHl

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Chicago is weak: the city walls are nonexistent, the populace is decadent—a well-armed force of even 3,000 could easily win the field

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

@LeoArtus_ He’s mad cause his man’a got zero serial killers named after him

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

My plan will bring Indiana horses back to Indiana: no man will be without the fundamental means of transportation and sustenance.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

America can and must provide the child Khan with the stately pleasure dome he decrees.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

During the countless incarnations of Chinggis since the time of the Khans, we have not yet fully restored his empire to him. As Governor of Indiana, I aim to fix that.

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

The Cucks and the Thots can run, but they can't hide. The eye of Malik Obama - Chief Thotpatroller is all seeing and will crush all enemies.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

Lovely to watch Tim’s political career unfold with the understanding that he takes most of his ideas from my former barber

[Andrew Desiderio @AndrewDesiderio]

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) just walked out of the RSC’s lunch with Greg Norman, calling his LIV pitch “propaganda” and saying he had a hard time understanding Norman’s (Australian) accent.

He said RSC shouldn’t be spending its time on “billionaire oil guys” and the Saudis.

[Bird Internet @ted_zepplin]

As soon as I figure out how the milk frother someone left in the lobby works it’s over for y’all