Ted Jarrett

Small business owner dependent on the Pony Express, amateur home remodeler, expert in making non-level furniture. Husband, father, and exceptional dog owner.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@AirCanada your agent at gate E2 at O’Hare right now is completely unprofessional. Called us as we were exiting a flight and we said we would be there. Dashed, but upon our arrival he sat there smugly. Jet bridge still in place. Enjoy your departure five minutes early.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@MariaBartiromo Let’s see what Nancy does tomorrow!

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@WVUfootball @GoldAndBlueZone @RealCoachRod But you did @RealCoachRod and I won’t ever forget it. You threw that Pitt game and that karma has followed you for the last 17 years.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@kevinhcurran @_Luke @chrisfaulkner @GovTimWalz Me too!

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@ChrisCillizza So rich. Gloss over the media hiding his incapacity for the last 40 months.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@voicemorgantown The best hot dog on planet earth, also WV, is at the DQ in Bluefield.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

I think the #wordle bot is broken. I scored a 0 for solving the puzzle and the @nytimes recommended word for 99 was already eliminated based on my guesses.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

Any of the four plays could have used any small degree of play-action. It would have been helpful there @NealBrown_WVU. #WVU #TCU

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@ChrisCillizza Pataki '02 "Thank You" ad. https://t.co/QuBfNqKnLf

[Christi Craddick @ChristiCraddick]

The Biden Administration turned its back on American energy from day one and has actively worked to cripple our energy producers. Biden destroyed our #energysecurity, gave up our leverage on the world stage and enticed Russia to act out.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@katieharbath Whoa

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

I’m not sure it’s possible for @AmericanAir to be worse. The only positive experience on this trip thus far is that we landed safely.

[Gold And Blue Zone @GoldAndBlueZone]

I guess we can quit worrying about ESPN articles saying Neal Brown moving on to a bigger job. His ass isn't going anywhere

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

87? #mountaindew

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@GeoffBailey Don't be a wimp. #cubeopolis

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

Ouch.

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@CroftyF1 The XII represents the Big Twelve conference. UT is a member of thatconference or group of universities. #USGP #F1

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

@billskelly @CausewaySol Don’t you guys in Nola eat those things?

[Brad Parscale @parscale]

💯

[Ted Jarrett @tedjarrett]

I’m hopeful that @FOXSports has a full time picture-in-picture Maradona Cam for Argentina’s next game. #WorldCup2018 #maradonacam