big meech

oscar-nominated anatomy TA | D3 committed bluetooth DJ | sandwich sommelier | Anne Hathaway defender

[big meech @teflonthom]

how many times do I have to report dua lipas wedding content as inappropriate

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[maddie @maddiecholette]

NEW VLAD WALKUP

[big meech @teflonthom]

@DavidJuurlink I once read an article in medical school that changed the way I interviewed patients and heard their story.

TL;DR: if you don’t know the name of the dog (cat, in this case), you’re not truly learning your patient’s story

https://t.co/EFW54yRgyO

[big meech @teflonthom]

Disney animators writing this down

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[k @kurtos]

he really said iceman no more mr nice man

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

Just realized whoever wins between Spurs and Wolves gotta guard Jared McCain coming off 3 Drakes Albums, he might drop 50

[big meech @teflonthom]

drake albums sounding like redownloading hinge

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Ur Girl is liking my 58:46, 4 mile walk on Strava

[horse @horsetwting]

WE KEEP GOING

[big meech @teflonthom]

can this be used to teach me to do bone cuts in a total knee

[Carlos E. Perez @IntuitMachine]

Meet Human Operator from MIT Media Lab: a wearable that lets AI temporarily take control of your hand using electrical muscle stimulation.

Watch it crush piano, draw perfectly, and mix cocktails like a pro — all from a simple voice command.

“I gave an AI a body.”

This isn’t sci-fi. This is tomorrow.

#HumanOperator #MITMediaLab

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

If MJ did this they’d call it “the day the air broke fabric of time” or sum

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

How RFK Jr. was apparently acting at the White House:

[big meech @teflonthom]

@LeadingReport he couldn’t let republican baddies get the ick