mamajamapuma

You never had a friend like me

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

We learn by un learning, realise non linear realities, un plug but never unwind.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

To get what you love, you must first be patient with what you hate.

— Al-Ghazali

[Juez Central @Juezcentral]

Qué historia, señores.

Freddie Woodman tiene 29 años y hasta hace 1 mes, había jugado apenas 2 partidos en Premier League en su carrera, con Newcastle, hace 6 años.

Pasó por varios equipos de segunda y de Escocia.

El Liverpool lo contrató gratis en 2025 como tercer arquero. Y por esas cosas del destino (lesión de Alisson y de Mamardashvili) debutó el fin de semana pasado en Premier y hoy volvió a jugar contra Crystal Palace.

De hecho, fue figura hoy con 5 atajadas. En una de ellas, las cámaras enfocaron a Alisson en las tribunas aplaudiendo y celebrando la atajada de su colega. Y al final, Andy Robertson fue a abrazarlo y a pedirle a la hinchada que lo aplaudiera.

Freddie disfrutó del amor de Anfield.
"Cumplí un sueño" dijo al final del partido. Tu momento puede tardar, pero llega 🫀

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

@aestheticnur Iive action Garfield

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

Every passing year, my respect and admiration for my late father, compounds. Only he truly knew what he lived through. May God have mercy on him.

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

This School assignment submission platform is truly broken

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

@aestheticnur 🤨🤨🤨

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

What kinda sunnithalayan system is this

[Atlas @CountAtlas]

Bees do not waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Anyone else have the ability to walk into an establishment that’s dead empty, with you as literally the only patron

And within 10 minutes it’s full?

Noor (Nūr)
Look into it

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

@DejaRu22 All the time 😳

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

Hey @grok

based on my tweets, I am:
- Which dictator?
- Which politician?
- Which religious figure?
- Which historical figure?
- Which artist?
- Which ideology?
- Which political party?
- Which poet?
- Which sociologist

[Raaj Kamal Films International @RKFI]

My child is now 33 years old. Thank you all for keeping it alive and healthy.

Love
Ungal Naan

#KamalHaasan
#33YearsofThevarMagan #ThevarMagan

@ikamalhaasan @RKFI @ilaiyaraaja @pcsreeram

[PANDIARAJAN ARUMUGAS @PArumugas]

TODAY MY BIRTHDAY DEAR FRIENDS🌹

[mamajamapuma @teh_papi]

The other version of Poo Vasam tho 😀

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump shares an AI video of him dropping poop from a fighter jet on left-winger Harry Sisson at a protest.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Amazing performance. Extraordinary battery life. Introducing the all-new 14-inch MacBook Pro with M5, delivering the next big leap in AI performance on the Mac.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said: Gaza will be rebuilt.

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Retweet if you believe @realDonaldTrump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.