James Vincent Sloan

chaotic neutral

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feelin cool

@JeffBridges

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@benshapiro @iamcardib

Would u plz do an episode about double-UAP disclosure?!?

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@SecKennedy @RobertKennedyJr @KidRock The F stands for “Fucking”

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@TheCarlWeathers @Carl_Lewis @ELP_carl @carledwardsITV

What do they call a Carl before adulthood?!?

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@Tinder
you should have live tinder at airports for folx with layovers

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Everything piece of wisdom on an elementary school poster and told to you by an adult who didn’t have motive to modify your behaviour was true.

Attitude is everything.
Be nice to everyone.
Share toys but not suckers.
Shoot for the moon and land among the exploited proletariat.

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@Costco
You have paleo chicken sausage?
Is it just me or does “paleo chicken” literally mean velociraptor?

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Plz don’t talk to me about Arthur Morgan, your familiarity with his story feels like the betrayal of infidelity.

@RockstarGames

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Hey @realDonaldTrump @POTUS
how about it is presidon’t day

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@ParisHilton

when tf did u start eating

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u do know u can eat lunch at @Costco for $0.18/day

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@MSNOWNews
Am I #Pretti enough for u?

@msdnc @MSDNCNews @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @KristiNoem @CLewandowski_ @MSNBCDaily

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@Jaxweah damn, I need $1,304,953.57

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@GOPMajorityWhip

What the hell, why are you threatening me?

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idk I’m not a butt doctor but I feel like u should get that checked out

@doctor @VictoriasSecret @Bigbooty_jd

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I like saying “see ya wouldn’t wanna smell ya” to the bros

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Pro tip: infinite 1ups in Super Mario Bros. 3, the shell method

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The banned "Dead Loop" of Olga Korbut, 1972. It was the first and last time the trick was documented.

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@6_26_15LoveWins Hi

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary