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[Chloe 🪩 @cloe_elizabeth1]

Just one question…

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[martha @mxmsworld]

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But stop vaping lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

He didn’t even make it to 7th grade 🙏🏿 https://t.co/jmgdne0kxd

[teja @tejapritch]

@PostMalone Make a Christmas album

[demi @demetriusaf_]

one thing about me ima be late

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

You guys gotta try this new prank I’ve been doing. Go into a restaurant and act INSANELY nice and polite to the wait staff. Never break character. And then at the end when they bring the check LMFAO leave a HUGE tip. Like 50%. Got his ass.

[gigi @420insidejob]

all women are beautiful and all men have four letter names