The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬

The last floor of babel, the 5th sign, 4th man and the 3rd eye...Transcending the Genres.

Manutd Die Hard

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

What are you doing to me bro!!
@PatrickDorgu13

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

Brahim Diaz was told to miss that penalty: it’s probably why Senegal accepted to come back to the pitch. It saved African Football.That notwithstanding,football karma is real😂

[Vidyut Xavier @vidyutxavier]

When José Mourinho was appointed, that was the first time I believed Manchester United might actually change.
Not vibes. Not nostalgia. Actual standards.

They sacked him — and with that, they showed exactly who they are.

Years later, when Rúben Amorim was appointed, I knew what it meant. Not hope — last chance. The final opportunity under this ownership to admit failure, reset properly, and rebuild with competence.

They fluffed it again by sacking him.

That was it.
That’s when I mentally checked out.

I don’t watch press conferences. I don’t consume the propaganda. I just watch the matches and hope we win — with zero emotional investment. No anger. No sadness. No disappointment. Just indifference.

This club is not coming back under this ownership. Not to the top. Not even close. The rot is structural, cultural, and terminal.

And the fanbase?
Easily the most delusional I’ve ever seen. Worse than Arsenal’s. Loud, emotional, allergic to standards. Every failure is “progress”, every collapse is “trust the process”.

Blind optimism isn’t loyalty.
It’s how mediocrity gets protected.

Standards didn’t slip.
They were murdered — and the fans helped cover it up.

#MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY #GlazersOut #INEOSOUT

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

Say his Name : Terence Crawford.

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

In what world is a Marseille turn deemed to be a foul? #VAR has killed the beautiful game.

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

Tiken Jah Fakoly - Plus rien ne m'étonne (Le Grand Choral 2024) | Traduc... https://t.co/fbsIszI1ex via @YouTube

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

The song is not in English but there is a lot of meaning buried here. Just read the English transcription. Then Share .Africa is for Africans.

[Aditya Reds @aditya_reds]

Here it is.

That Night In Manchester by Aditya_reds

What a game, What a night, What a club.
#mufc #retweet

PS: This wont be available on YouTube as UEFA has already flagged it for copyright so enjoy it while it lasts on X.

[🎥™️ @EvkProductions]

Manchester United Vs Olympique Lyonnais - Cinematic Highlights

[𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 @Tegadeyforyou]

I think I watched this video an unhealthy amount of times 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵

1. The worn steps of the Tower of Pisa

[FTBLMEMESHUB @ftblmemeshub]

Records broken by Erik ten Hag:

- Manchester United hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back games to West Ham since 2007, until Erik Ten Hag

- No Manchester United manager has conceded 20 goals to Liverpool/City in their first 7 games against them since Alfred Albut in the 1800s, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competitions history until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 4 of 6 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never failed to keep a clean sheet in 5 of 6 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 12 of the opening 23 games of the season, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't finished bottom of their CL group since 2006. Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag

- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag

- No team had ever give away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester Uniteds since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost an home and away match to Crystal Palace in the Premier League, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United just had their lowest ever finish in the Premier League era, 8th

- Manchester United have conceded 83 goals this season, which is the highest ever in their history

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

Manutd is simply a team of technically disabled https://t.co/vgs8QQOsds single player has improved under the coach#CRYMUN

[Kiprono Leting @KipronoLeting]

Hiking Trails in Kajiado County.

• NGONG HILLS - 21KM full trail, 1,100m elevation gain.

• MOUNT SUSWA - 21KM full crater trail, 650m elevation gain.

• MOUNT OLESEKUT - 8KM trail, 400m elevation gain.

• MOUNT OLORGESAILIE - 25KM trail, 850m elevation gain.

• OL DOINYO OROK: 20KM Entorosi Waterfalls trail, 750m elevation gain.

• SHOMPOLE HILL: 8KM trail, 550m elevation gain.

• NGURUMAN ESCARPMENT: 10KM Entasopia Waterfalls trail, 1,000m elevation gain.

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

@goal he seems to be faking Even his cry. Brazilians are talented but dive too much, failing to play real football. Always playing the ref for a penalty or a foul or a red card. The day the young players learn to stand up and play, is the day they'll win a cup

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

Kindly #Ghana,use your extra man advantage. #PORGHA

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

@ManUnited__INFO @ManUtd used to be so successful that there's still a bad record for every new manager to break. #GlazersOutNOW

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Can Manchester United ever get back to their best under their current ownership? 🤔🔴 #MUFC

[The Fructose Patriarchy 🍬 @tektonicdodo]

@MartinDKos @brokensuit44 😂😂😂😂too many ripple bumps though... na hizo ripples zinapita na bushes