James Graham

Husband, father, and grandfather
USAF(R) E&E turned medicine maker

[James Graham @telegraham]

Hey, @pduan … three things, please.

1. Canadian speed limit signs
2. Backing into dead superchargers or on the wrong side of a charger
3. Jumping curbs while leaving parking lots

FSD 14.3.10 is good, but dumb mistakes suck. Happy to share details.

[James Graham @telegraham]

Tactical success vs strategic failure is a very simple concept. If the mountain go boom enough, you got what you wanted. If it didn't go boom enough, that's on you. I don't see anyone looking the B-2 drivers' direction, so stop whining about them. They did their job. Did you?

[James Graham @telegraham]

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[James Graham @telegraham]

No @Tesla Superchargers on the @NJTurnpike means I’ll take an alternate route, leading to reduced revenue for NJ. Simple.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@MDComptroller Hi, Brooke. Can you help? I represent an individual who needs your office's assistance, the mdtaxconnect password reset function is INOP, phone calls go unanswered, and there are no appointments available through the end of 2025. Please advise. Thank you! Jim

[NASA Wallops @NASAWallops]

@NASA The new bridge is slated for completion in early 2028.

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[James Graham @telegraham]

Hey, @Tesla … while in car wash mode, please deactivate the trunk/frunk buttons. Although I know better, my curious dog decided to open the Y’s hatchback while in the soap cycle.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@elonmusk @niccruzpatane Does that include those of us who purchased FSD sight unseen, had HW2, and were upgraded to HW3? I’d like to run my Model 3 into the ground. Unsupervised, of course.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@MarkRober Chin up just a little bit more, fella. You got this.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@RealMatMladin @BenSpies11 Hey, Mat. I’m Jim, the US Air Force guy at Willow Springs. Michelin guy Rhodes got me in to watch your testing. You and the team were super open and fun. Thanks for reminding me of that day. Cheers, Sir.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@Stuck4ger @Tesla That’s crystal. Free lifetime connectivity like my 2018 Model 3. And as you said, FSD if you wanna pay for it.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@DragTimes @DhalgrenMarquis Lowly owner of two, I paid $5k for the first, subscribe when road-tripping the second, and have no problems when I pay attention. When I don’t pay attention, I am penalized. Also helps to not wear a hat. It’s a beta offering. You accepted the terms. It’ll be ok.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@Stuck4ger I stopped reading at "homecoming queen." Nuff said.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@ianbrooke That’s AV-9 to us B-2 types, and congrats!

[James Graham @telegraham]

@Stuck4ger @DrChrisCombs Science is hard, Forger.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@Stuck4ger If ya got'em, cross'em for EagleCam!

[James Graham @telegraham]

@BenSpies11 Spent some time with Mat, Aaron, and the crew at Willow one test day. All were generous with time, and Mat swore a lot. As a young Air Force guy at the time, that checked the fun box for me. The memory still does. We never met, Ben, but thanks. It was very cool watching you race.

[James Graham @telegraham]

@patricknorton @kevinrose Patrick and the Dark Tipper. Classic!

[James Graham @telegraham]

@RetroBlastUS The “Dark Tipper” sharing his wares. 👊

[James Graham @telegraham]

Whilst pontificating the virtues of interplanetary humans, one needs a commemorative coaster on which to place one’s frothy beverage. #starship