Teline 🐘🇵🇷

Write. Camera. Improv. Donuts. I do comedy and make movies. Political party: Cato.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Play is love.
Love is play.
Love playfully.
Play lovingly.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

@LAPDNorthHwdDiv this guy has paper tags that expired two years ago, doesn’t pay his workers, owns property at 11155 Huston St. Hold rich people accountable.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Earthquake!!!!

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

@kcath23 They are embarrassing themselves but lack the intelligence to realize it.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Happy day of boom booms and sad dogs.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

I got the Dolly Parton pokey poke part 1 five minutes ago.

[MJ Hegar @mjhegar]

I always hate it when people act like there’s only one urgent issue. That said,

VOTER SUPPRESSION

VOTER SUPPRESSION

VOTER SUPPRESSION

#VotingRights is the only thing we should be talking about right now, b/c if they succeed in stopping #HB1, we will lose👏everything👏else

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

One upside to everyone wearing a mask is it shows how many people have beautiful eyes.

[Daley Haggar @d_haggar]

Just realized that the angry boredom and confusion I feel every time someone tries to explain the GameStop story to me is exactly how Trump felt every time someone tried to talk to him about Covid or bombing Syria

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

The GOP keeps on GOPing.

[The Hill @thehill]

Massachusetts GOP members seek to censure Baker over support of Trump impeachment https://t.co/yqWMkcmG6g

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Internet, do your thing!

[J. David McSwane @davidmcswane]

1/ The pink-hatted Capitol rioter known as #BullhornLady, who shouted detailed instruction to others as they invaded the building, is now among the FBI’s Most Wanted, but her identity is still not publicly known...

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

If you haven’t been keeping up:

- @RepSherrill said rioters were led on recon tours by members of Congress the day before the attack.

- @AOC said people came closer than we know to being killed.

- @RepPressley said all the panic buttons were removed from her office.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

With every new day we learn that the violent insurrection was even worse than we thought. Impeaching @POTUS would be just the bare minimum of what needs to occur. Donald Trump should be prosecuted for a range of felonies, including inciting an insurrection and felony murder.

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Republicans are the party of personal responsibility so long as it isn’t their responsibility.

[The Hill @thehill]

Poll: Majority of Republicans blame Biden for mob storming the Capitol https://t.co/vLCDjBtjzX

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Rioters are attempting a coup. There. Fixed it for you.

[CNN @CNN]

Pro-Trump protesters have stormed the US Capitol, where members of Congress were meeting to certify President-elect Joe Biden's win. https://t.co/XSjeyp448n

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

@boostmobile won’t take a return because I didn’t send it within seven days. Of course, due to shipping delays, I didn’t HAVE it within seven days. One of those little things. You know. Mint is cheaper and better.

[Lawns are a grift meant to keep us subservient. @BRVogt]

The western monarch migration appears to be in its final death throes as early counts show another massive decline (10,000 vs millions a few decades ago). Way to go, America. We are better than this. https://t.co/31JQHmlz1A

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

@jqbox I suddenly find myself happy at work. I didn’t know it could be like this!

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

Hello! Just checking in from work where I work. Hello, A-list actor with whom I work!

Can’t tell you who. I signed a non-disclosure. But when we wrap I can!

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

@GoldenLassoGirl Why thank you!

[Teline 🐘🇵🇷 @telinemadethis]

So I am working on a Warner Brother’s movie. Like, that’s my job. So you know, my life’s choices are finally working out.