Tellboy69

Mensan, daft, Mike Oldfield, Gypsyfingers, TFF, J M Jarre, Marillion, Manics & Coldplay fan. DIRTY SANCHEZ makes me cry ( laughing)

[BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB]

I Say Sir I Bloody Say TICKLED Old No.2 WATT 🤣🤣🤣👌

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Win an @thexfiles photo personalised and signed by me and @davidduchovny in the @WarChildUK Spring Clean auction!

Bid here: https://t.co/4kbhMwTCJd

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

“Don't swim' at 12 of 14 river bathing sites, as more locations announced.”

Here’s something to wrap your head around.

The only stretch of river graded as ‘Good’ is at Friars Meadow, Sudbury yet from 13th March to the 13th April Anglian Water dumped sewage into Friars Meadow nonstop 24 hours a day for 31 days straight. If you went swimming there during the Easter holidays you were probably swimming in human waste but none of it shows in the data because the EA don’t even bother testing until the middle of May.

PS the EA don’t actually test any bathing site in the country for most of the year 7 and a half months in fact. You go swimming between 1st Oct one year and 15th May the next you’re on your own.

https://t.co/VGBvWJVhkQ

[Tellboy69 @tellhoff]

@Stephencheatley Err not when you can’t stand paper in your mouth lol.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Tears For Fears were the best British band of the 80s. Much better than The Smiths. Their first 3 albums are almost flawless. They were huge in America too. They don't get the credit they deserve.

[𝕀𝕒𝕟 𝔹𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕥 @IanBourneArt]

In the mad world we currently reside upon we need him more than ever. Happy 100th birthday, Sir Dave.
Pastel on paper. 
Source pic by the amazing Conor McDonnell.
All proceeds to the World Land Trust.

[Scumbox @Scumbox]

Kissing Concrete Redux — Watch now at https://t.co/pvgjCaNkhe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[BloodyLoveLeh @No2ofTheBLB]

Quality shout Chubby 🫡 No.2 and The Simply BloodyLoveLeh have suffered for years with the woke agenda and are still fighting this very day 🙄 I agree Chubby why don’t they just F Off 😤😤 Stay Safe Brother Be Seeing You 😉👌#ChubbyBrown #Woke #FreedomofSpeech

[Tellboy69 @tellhoff]

@DarrenWalshPuns @scottkmarsh91 That’s booked, can’t wait to make that Trek 😬

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This is Walker Smith.

After dedicating 17 years to Waitrose, he was recently dismissed.

The reason? For attempting to stop a shoplifter nicking Easter eggs.

Yes you read that right. He should be applauded, not sacked.

Shameful @waitrose. Re-employ Walker Smith!

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

British man, @MontgomeryToms, protested politely at Pride and was arrested by 11 cops. In UK, if you're white and British, you don't have the right to speak out.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

Seeing @RealTimVine live at 15 is how I became a comedian. Massive thanks to Tim!

Chatted about his influence and my #BGT experience on @BBCSouthNews for Live Comedy Day.

[Furness Police @furnesspolice]

Yesterday Furness NPT responded to reports of bikes on North Walney Nature reserve and being ridden dangerously which is a popular location for members of public to attend & enjoy. The police drone was utilised and the rider and the bike were located which was seized by police.

[Darren Walsh Puns @DarrenWalshPuns]

LONDON! Come see me 22nd May 2026.
Leicester Square Theatre. Tickets ⬇️

[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

It’s distressing to see innumerable touting sites and chancers buy up face value gig tickets to sell to fans for exorbitant profit. Dont get fleeced. Let ‘em keep ‘em. I’d rather play to empty rooms than have you shafted. Legislation is paramount.
@Twickets is your friend.

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

@koreanscot @the_lama_singh All I did was protect my family, yet I was the one arrested. Instead of protecting us, the police targeted my religion — my Sikh faith and my beliefs. This is deeply troubling.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

We should ban monstrosities like this

Islam will never be British

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

It's a good question.