sam

nothing fails, have no fear :0

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@okay__work its a listen once kinda gag lol

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

amanda is so hot jesus christ

[Him Tiedecker @tiedecker]

these divas strategically breaking down his ego will never not be funny

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@lazyboy09484979 maybe the point isnt her looking good :) but actually tho, the ad does look super similar😭 oh thieflor

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

how you live your life and your concept of other people's opinions changes greatly when you realise some ppl are just miserable asf

[yabloko @yab1oko]

bragging about doing undergrad physics lol. please sit down

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@babeez1975 @BODY_W0_WHORGAN nevermind

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@babeez1975 @BODY_W0_WHORGAN its 2026

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

who tf is mbappe

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

one of the most beautiful women ever and this is often forgotten about

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jennifer Lawrence stuns for The Cut

📸: Bryce Anderson

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

the slayyyter discourse reminds me of that awful friend in the drama. you know, the one who wouldn't look past something zendaya did 15 years ago, even though it was truly an awful thing, it was 15 years ago?

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@babeez1975 @BODY_W0_WHORGAN and im guessing you think said boyfriend is louis tomlinson😭

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

reminder will be lauded as one of charli xcx's best in a few years

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

you couldnt write the number you just said without using arabic numerals u nonce

[Bulwark Clips @BulwarkClips]

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

@anantigonegone like, i guess? her general skills arent rlly relevant to the intentions of this specific choreography which you intentionally miscategorised

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

i did the test, wtf is democratic confederalism

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

this cover proving that rebecca needs better songwriting and addison needs better vocals fkjsdbkb

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

this is a beautiful woman, you're a gay man. thats okay! its 2026

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

The craziest thing about the way women age is how you can be on a date with a very obviously frumpy woman and have no idea she was the hottest girl on the planet 30 years ago.

[sam @tempestenjoyer]

this is the first person ive seen who thinks we should be talking about trans ppl in sports more in a woke way

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

hate it when a lib is like "we're just asking you to concede on minor issues like sports and bathrooms" mf you're talking about SEGREGATION

[LewLew Levity @LuluLevity]

Run me my check 🧐