Elli

Serial follower, theological librarian and student, mother of three, wife of a nerd, blogger of nonsense, drinker of bourbon. Opinions my own, but correct.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@kerbrarian @amypoeppel Right? Not exactly "every reader his book."

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@amypoeppel I'm appalled as a librarian! It's the shame factor I'm most disgusted by. I get that they were trying to do something novel, but they should have thought this through. And then to double down!? This doesn't not fit "every reader his book," one of the five laws of library science.

[Meadow Springer @MeadowSpringer]

Aggressively insisting the Vote Yes guy down by the polling station should smile more.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

#SpendLessBeMore There's a lot on the interwebs and social media today about resolutions and NOT making resolutions, or making small changes, setting realistic goals, etc. Well, I have simple (and somewhat vague) goals for this year. Spend less, be more. So, first up, pack lunch.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@Sin1Mr @gyorkemt @CBSNews I am not being investigated for fraud. False equivalency.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

Would you rather go 36 hours without sleep, or 36 hours without food? Why?

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@mattxiv Why would she care what daddy tolerates in his house? There's likely a good reason she already left. He's already botched the one job of living his kid.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@sebennot Now I'm gonna need to see your soup list!

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@oldbuffalo @helenasea @ambernoelle I just thought the news

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@theaemrys Very pretty! I’m very much liking the soft curls!

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@TheElderMemes @2052x Hmm, looks like cukes, tomatoes, onions, parsley, maybe basil? Tossed in lime, maybe a little vinegar and EVOO? YUM

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@bamajewels Knowing the story behind this doesn't make it any less hilarious!

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@2052x Well, I'm pretty sure you're parents don't have curiouscat accounts, but who can be sure?

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@sebennot What's next?

[#FreeRangePastorJenny 🍉💛 @Iamjennysung]

The more you know…

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@theaemrys It's been such a privilege to watch you literally emerge from a shell this year! Thanks!

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

Please read, ELCA Lutherans

[Francisco Herrera, bad guy for Jesus @PolyglotEvangel]

Looking for a fast and easy way to explain what #Reconstitution2022 is about and what we hope to accomplish at #ELCAcwa? Thanks to Pastor @WittPastor we now have some awesome purple memes to the rescue! Share widely and help us make the case for reconstitution! (Thread 1/4)

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@sebennot I use mine several times a week. Personally, I think it's worth it just for the tator tots.

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@not1ofyourfans @ChicksRule Don't worry. She believes in YOU!

[Elli @tenoclockbird]

@theaemrys Ummm 🤔