Ty Tanker

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

Nothing quite like fruit snacks and coffee for breakfast

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

It’s 2022 frost the whole pop-tart please!

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan]

Ok this one is pretty good

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

@alr0215 I think it’s probably similar to The Incredibles. Robert Parr trying to help some little old lady before his boss finds out he actually did what the insurance companies are there for.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

cats can have little a salami, “as a treat” according to study done by cats

[Will @_OhThatsWill]

Why is this so hard for some people to understand?

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

@abigail_lin96 @GregGoodman12 You guys are freaking gorgeous!!!!

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

Monster Mash is not the greatest Halloween song in the world. It is just a tribute.

[Senator Amy Klobuchar @SenAmyKlobuchar]

Watch my entire response to Senator Ted Cruz about the Supreme Court vacancy:

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

No confirmation before the inauguration.

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

@pulte I saw a demon pumpkin, about this big! I think this place is haunted.

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

@askpanera coffee subscription is going to be the reason I finish grad school.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If we can afford to give $740 billion to the Pentagon, please don’t tell me we can’t afford to eliminate homelessness in America and cancel the rent during a pandemic. Instead of more bombs and more missiles, we need more jobs, more rent relief and more affordable housing.

[Ty Tanker @tenortytanker]

Part 1 of hearing cartoon Thursday! Enjoy!