Teri Caton

slightly crazy 5FDP loving Royal Navy wife! who stalks only the best and a committed Atheist who believes in the right to die with dignity

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@ZoltanBathory when you love Gonks and Five Finger Death Punch even the guitar has the knuckle duster FFDP

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@FFDP custom made gonk, even got the knuckleduster on the guitar

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@piersmorgan Oh the irony

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@designs_shore I love Disney Villains. Your designs are my favourite. But why oh why bring out Aristocats without including Edgar??

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@jet2tweets how could I resist this money off offer???

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@AnnSummers I'm trying to find an AnnSummers rep for a ladies night in Gosport Hampshire

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@sainsburys Think I'll remove my nectar on this 😂

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@premierinn staying at Bridgwater North, have to say the restaurant is organised chaos! Lack of breakfast items because they weren't ready (eggs, tomatoes, beans, or half cooked bacon). The staff 2 front of house, were borderline rude!!!!! Not happy!

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#KFC TV advert with the background music of Disturbed's Down with the sickness?? Screams food poisoning to me 🤮🤣

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@paparoach can I apologise in advance for mine and @TracyNicoll4 behaviour at the London OVO gig in February 2025, Last Resort is the song that made us besties for life. We will be hugging, crying and singing it to each other much to the embarrassment of our husbands. Thank you😘

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@David0Sm @SkyNews Really? You do know there is an age cut-off?? Trust me, my little woke leftie. I'm too old! My husband, however, has served (and still is) and has done 38 years man and boy time in the Armed forces! Go vote for a party who promises the world and forgets who has to pay the price!

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@David0Sm @SkyNews Too old but it's about time someone sorted out the woke brigade and their everything offends me! Long live Gen X, the last generation of common sense!

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@David0Sm @SkyNews Gets my vote!

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@Kevin_Maguire The man who never was thank fook

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@EE Nope, my father in law does want to declare his income in the middle of a shop!! I've spoken to O2, and I can add him to my contract with no issues. My main point was that the person in the store refused to even sell him a phone that he wanted to buy outright!

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@EE please explain to me, why my 74year old father in law is unable to pay a phone from you without disclosing his income??? He has been an EE customer for years! He wanted to buy the phone outright and up grade his current contract!!! Terrible attitude of your staff in Gosport!!

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@EE Never had any kind of issue like that with O2. Probably why I've been a long time customer with them

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Giving thanks to Five Finger Death Punch for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to Welcome To The Circus. #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/zErkV5XMqI

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@jamieoliver seems you have a fake profile on fb