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@tom_on_here you do know that they change the flavor during manufacturing, right? the companies that make the formula worry that there's mot enough carcinogens so they make sure to might them in there

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“respect the pouch” well i say fuck the pouch and all of the sweet bullshit that it stands for

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my dick has swollen to the size of my stomach because i keep hitting home runs with it. one more mariano rivera cutter and that shit is coming clean off

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playing baseball with my dick as the bat and getting 4 homers per game with it too. the final game of the season i hit a walk off home run so far that my dick comes off, only to be caught by a fan who then sells it on ebay

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@tom_on_here are you watching the bengals ravens game tomorrow

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the election is the dumbest shit on the entire planet

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the mandela effect is the dumbest shit ever. it’s a social phenomenon, it’s not something you can believe in or not. it’s like believing in germ theory

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@tom_on_here no way, the team of true red-blooded (The patriots) are about to make a late game comeback. never count our the pats baby!

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@Br43_ @vxunderground it’s very funny that out of anything they could have chosen to hack that would make people like them, internet archive is at the bottom of that entire list

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good news!: william calley is burning in hell as we speak

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bullying is a good thing. many former bullies have become lawmakers and judges, maybe even your friends and family have been bullies. every community should have a bullying program. you can enroll your kids now at 1-800-BUL-LIES.

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@tom_on_here who do you think is gonna win buddy

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dave the dog bit the conductor when he pulled a sandwich out of his pocket. couldn’t save me a bite either

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TruTV’s Top Dumbest Car Accident’s!

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Amputation

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Dave the dog has done it again. got into the bottle of excedrin that i left on the couch. laying there getting his stomach pumped meanwhile my feet hurt to high heaven! dave you sweet son ofa bitch.

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Masturbation is so close to the word, Masturbsting. they must be similar, i just know they must. Will let you all know

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young adults theses days like to talk about “gooning” and being a “gooner”

Let’s talk about me spooning in a big bed with my Grandpa!

[me @terramangos]

yeah man i’ll give you a crok pot full of Fuck you sauce