Mikie Fambro

Terrible Director, Terrible Playwright, Terrible Actor, etc.

[Mikie Fambro @terriblymikie]

Whenever I'm really upset I just pronounce Beethoven phonetically, and that just makes me feel a little bit better. Beeth Oven.

[Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 @DemetriusRO6]

The U.S. is starving 11 million people in Cuba.

Right now.

Power is out.

Food is rotting.

Water pumps are shut down.

Sewage is overflowing into the streets.

Russia tried to send humanitarian aid.

The US Navy blocked them. American news isn't covering this.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

A conversation with a man:

Me: All men

Him: Not all men

Me: okay. You have a daughter, right? Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of other girls, with no boys present?

Him: yes (without hesitation)

Me: cool. Would you be comfortable with her going to a party with a bunch of boys, with no girls present.

Him: no (without hesitation)

Me: why?

Him: Cause there will be at least 2-3 boys who are a problem.
Me: cool. So if those 2-3 boys do something horrible, will the other boys step in? Say something? Tell someone?

Him: (hesitates)....

Me: exactly. All men.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Anyone else remember being taught that America was a melting pot and that it was something to celebrate?

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

This is how I found out 25% of Americans are pedophiles

[Luciérnaga. @velocirrelucius]

I have never had an abortion and I will die defending all those women who want one. It's called solidarity and empathy.

[໊ @meishato]

everyone is talking about how poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps… i don’t think billionaires should be able to buy 14 year olds on a private island

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Hot take: arresting all the men in the Epstein files would actually not collapse the government/economy. The men in the files are the ones who created this narrative. Stop falling for their propaganda!

[Cassandra Lee Morris @SoCassandra]

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Internal White House meetings goin on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

[🇭🇹🖌{JazzDunn}🇵🇸🧣🥶Comms open @JazzDunn2]

You guys gotta stop saying this shit, it pacifies you, let it burn and boil your blood, get mad get angry as hell and say you won’t take this anymore, cause the more you keep saying “nothing ever happens” the more complacent you become.

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

What the Trump Admin is telling you.

-Don't record ICE
-Don't carry a gun around ICE
-Don't ask ICE for a warrant.

So that takes out the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments.

[Harry Robinson @HarryLotusEater]

Soul v. Soulless

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The USA is planning to pay $706bn to buy Greenland.

That is more than the cost of nationalising healthcare in the USA which would cost $300-400bn.

But you can't have that, killing you is too profitable.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I’m increasingly convinced that the willingness to change your mind is the ultimate sign of intelligence. The most impressive people I know change their minds often in response to new information. It’s like a software update. The goal isn't to be right. It's to find the truth.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Fuck, yes! This young woman is amazing. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Do you want to hear something insane, Trump made 75 times more money than that last 18 presidents combined in only 11 months 🤷 how can the government allow this level of Corruption 🤷