Tesla? Like the electric car?

Here for a SILLY GOOSE TIME.

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’m as happy a a Clam that wants to Kill Itself

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

sometimes i feel like i’m trapped and i have to get out and i start to panic and i have to talk to myself like i’m a horse. easy there girl. settle down now. what’s got you so spooked little lady. easy now.

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Going into the Cocktail bar and showing the Bartender this Photo

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[Boosted Suave  @SuaveBoosted]

@macksypowwa pass me the mokentrol

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[trash jones @jzux]

(hanging out with my friends) this is my circus 🥹 these are MY monkeys!!!!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

If you ever cross paths with me on instagram comments here are the golden rules: if I’m commenting YUMMY so a recipe is sent to me, keep scrolling. If I’m commenting “you’re going to burn in hell” on an NYC tech guy’s west village apartment tour, feel free to chime in

[Tesla? Like the electric car? @tessabossi]

Breaking up w a guy who likes rap sucks cause why do I get sad when I hear a 21 savage song now LMAOOO

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

One day the wordle will be penis

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[lenore🌙🩸 @nellscape_]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[Rolita @_onerolita]

NOO DOÑA NO SE PUEDE SER CAZADORA Y PRESA AL MISMO TIEMPO

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled