The Big Leibowitz

still breathing, stay mad about it

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

All that footage of burning man and not one of you hippies was able to slip a tambourine into Chris Rock’s hands? Have you no integrity?

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

@NWSLosAngeles Does this mean anyone in the red zone needs to get to higher ground right NOW?

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Shouting during Beyoncé’s mute challenge is the equivalent of throwing a water bottle at an artist. You’re just looking for your 15 min of fame and you’re being disrespectful and desperate af

[Hupablom 🟢 McCool-Greylark ⧨ ꩜ @HupablomSW]

Hm, we found a guy who looks like Mark Hamill personally time travelled from the 80s into the future to us to play Luke again.

Let’s put CGI on his face to make him look really uncanny, FOR NO FUCKING REASON

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Hmmm that’s weird…I only see men tweeting about Rapinoe…can’t find a single woman with anything to say…it almost seems like…you guys have a crush??🤭

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Gen Alpha was born w/ an iPhone charger for an umbilical cord they know how to make a phone call. This is Boomer rhetoric.
“Kids these days can’t read an analog clock! Kids these days don’t know cursive!”
“Kids these days” can see you patronizing them. Enjoy the old folks home

[emily may @emilykmay]

I cannot get over that when I was 8-10 years old I would call my dad AT WORK and speak with a SECRETARY (“sorry honey! He’s in a meeting!”) and idk if my 12yo knows how to make a telephone call.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Joe Pesci opened the next episode of SNL saying he wanted to smack her in the mouth. Sinatra said she needed "her ass kicked". Her records were pulled from airplay and burned and bulldozed in protest. She was more brave, and more right, than she ever got credit for.

[christian @dabongohead]

oppenheimer if he invented something nicer like a yo-yo or starbursts

[RZA! @RZA]

Hip hop music or simply music in general is borderless.

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

@darkofsky @capybaroness Can I get a screenshot or link? Is this why everyone hates him?

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

@FilmUpdates I can’t figure out why everyone hates this movie? Did Adam Ellis do something horrible that I’m not aware of besides not be that funny? Like the movie’s not ground breaking, but it doesn’t look atrocious and isn’t breaking the strike. Please help me understand

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Replacing actors on set with A.I means you’re replacing a hairstylist, a makeup artist, a costumer, a script supervisor, a stuntman, a driver, a stand in, smaller skeleton crews, etc. Cause the studios will say there’s no need for these other jobs cause no actors.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

You need to break down the foundation of that belief.

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Bob: “They are being unrealistic. They’re big meanies.”

Interviewer: “How?”

Bob: “I can’t answer that. But they’re hurting my—I mean—everyone’s money.”

Interviewer: “Ha ha okay so tell me about the robots do their eyes glow”

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Disney CEO Bob Iger, who makes $27 million a year, went to TV to say that writers and actors aren't being realistic with their demands.

When asked why these workers are being unrealistic he says, "I can't, I can't answer that."

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Auteur theory will be the downfall of Hollywood and the DGA not joining the SAG/WGA strike is proof

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

Really validating for me, who was consistently rated a 7 on those early mid school Facebook questionnaire polls. I’m apparently as hot as Margot Robbie (I’m not) and everyone thinks they should “get to know me better” (they won’t)

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

She is a hard 7. You used to find a Margot Robbie in every Blockbuster Video in 1995.

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

@kathbarbadoro A noble sacrifice for art—for the people—for the world

[The Big Leibowitz @tessaleibowitz]

@LotOBees No worries! I’ve heard @TransLifeline and @stonewalluk are good options!