delica(tess)y

really love my cat

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

if the knicks win tonight we will see the statue of liberty being carried down 8th ave

[0β Zoomer @Zerobzoomer]

Every woman in NYC is shaving their entire body for the win tonight

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

Knicks in five

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Whenever I feel guilty about buying another book, I like to remind myself that I just purchased 1-5 years of that person’s life for 30 dollars.

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

i wanna watch this forever

[EftalBey @artikbisaIin]

Yol işaretlemesi bir sanat formudur.🎨

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

i need this

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[kayla @mitckm]

love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

saying “happy pride” to random straight men to make them paranoid all month

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

me 🤝 overwhelming myself with my own schedule

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

cats are so right about lying on the floor and doing a big stretch.

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

it is 80 degrees in milan and everybody still wearing coats

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

this pissed me off

[sofia @sofiatieger]

Nobody told me THIS about chips

[delica(tess)y @tessluh]

a seashell tramp stamp is in my future

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way