a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
Сирота ебаная, ни одного места для сна в доме, ни двух кресел, ни коврика из шерсти, ни личного домика мягкого, ни коробки на подоконнике, ни половины дивана свободной, только, мать его, тостер для сна подходит
Luna was meowing so urgently that I ran to see what was wrong. The message was that she was a cat and wanted me to watch her roll on the floor. Thanks sweetheart.
cats will be like "hello!!! we have a VERY IMPORTANT message for you!!! but you have to leave your office and come into the living room to hear it!!" and then the message is just "Hello I am a cat"