tess!! 🦇

unreliable narrator / LA

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

amc citywalk on a monday at 1pm is a fever dream

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Being incapable of seeing the beauty in a desert is a top signifier of lacking a soul btw

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

whoever edited this vince gillian universe tribute, academy award!!!!

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

yeah <3

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

Friend moved to LA and became 10 times as hot and looks way happier.

[hannah🍋 @hannahmds15]

a lot of men here still don’t get it, but she explains it perfectly. “your public support doesn’t negate your sexism, your sexism negates your public support”

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

What LA neighborhood you live in says so much about you, more than pretty much anywhere else in America

[tae kim @firstadopter]

“I love struggling, actually. It makes me feel alive” – Alysa Liu

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

this is like seeing the muppet theatre be bought by oil barons except much much worse

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Adin Ross says he has bought the house from ‘BREAKING BAD’

“I won the bid… I’m literally gonna make that shit 1 to 1 like Breaking Bad… my dad was hype”

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

the reno-ification of the world is starting

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

i’m visiting my parents in georgia and apparently they have a sectioned off gambling area in krogers now? how the fuck has gambling infiltrated EVERYTHING dude holy shit

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

just finished my first-time watches of breaking bad, pluribus, and better call saul in the span of like a month and a half. going through the worst case of vince-gilligan-albuquerque-verse withdrawals the world has ever seen

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

would like to sit and have a beer with kirsten dunst and jesse plemons. seem like the kind of couple i could really sit down and have a beer with.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ revival, with Sabrina Carpenter guest starring.

Releasing February 4 on Disney+ and ABC

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

played my DS on the treadmill at the gym today. unlocked levels of dopamine i've never even dreamed of reaching in my life. #BioHacking

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

please tell me this is satire

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

Stranger Things Documentary director on whether Duffer Brothers used ChatGPT while writing the script:

"Well, there’s a lot of chatter where social media users are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?

How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand."

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Rhea Seehorn has won her first-ever Golden Globe

She was never nominated for ‘BETTER CALL SAUL’

See the full winners list: https://t.co/u8RneFXtd7

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

marie top 5 characters of all time (featured here with top 1 character skyler white)

[butch charlie kaufman @weiszandvirtue]

i have never laughed so hard at my TV

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

how does it feel to live my dream

[ruby🍁🍁🍁 @mcwexlerrot]

my dad found the most beautiful object ive ever seen in a charity shop for FIVE POUNDS fully sealed. im in love

[mekenzie @stursiastead]

i don’t want to weigh in on the pluribus smart fridge discourse mostly because i think owning a smart fridge to begin with is dumb

[tess!! 🦇 @tesssparker]

omgggg u people hate fun

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2’ debuts with a 15% score on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

A lower score than the first film.

Read our review: https://t.co/UiIFLhC4r5