Patrice

I got twitter back for the MTA updates. I'm looking at a dog in my profile pic.

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

#ImAtWestminster but where are the corgis??

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

All you people out walking your dogs on these freshly salted sidewalks without booties on. I SEE YOU.

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

Also @xtineschiefer has anyone told you that you sound like Blues Clues when you lose your spot in your notes? *ba ba bum ba da dum*

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

Second week at the new job and choked on my own spit laughing so hard at @ATWWDpodcast that my new boss yelled across the space to make sure I was okay. Thanks @xtineschiefer @TheEmSchulz #smooth

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

@reyaciuk What I wouldn’t do

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

Literally what is it with white dudes in Southern California asking me if I think they’re racist and then being surprised when I say yes?

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

@dog_rates @CallawayGolf @k9sforwarriors @ImSammyJennings I feel like you’d love these

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

@NYCTSubway Brooklyn

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

@NYCTSubway I’ve been at the 7th ave D stop for over 20 minutes. Are the trains running?

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

elane so fucking grateful

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Vote for the kids who would be old enough to vote Tuesday but got shot in fucking school because Republicans are addicted to NRA money.

[Adam Jentleson @AJentleson]

Trump is not a la carte. You don’t get to pick what you like about him - like judges & tax cuts - and pass on the hateful, violent rhetoric. If you support him & help maintain him in office, you’re supporting the whole package: the hate, the division and the stoking of violence.

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

I think people think I’m kidding when I say I will not tolerate being yelled at. When I say I don’t do yelling anymore, I really, truly am not fucking around. Yell at me for any reason and I am done ✌🏼

[tiny des @des2hi]

*someone hands me aux*
“y’all ready to get sad as fuck”

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

@Dictionarycom Rawr XD @ReallyWednesday

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

Please invite me to your Halloween parties so I have an excuse to make Halloween themed baked goods

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

I just spent an entire dinner talking to my oldest friends about how we don’t know a single woman and few men who haven’t been sexually assaulted or harassed but O K A Y.

[NPR @NPR]

President Trump continued his defense of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, claiming "it's a very scary time for young men in America." https://t.co/L1HsLuiE6j

[Patrice @teva_diva_]

These are the worst period cramps I’ve had in months and I believe it’s my uterus raging against #Kavanagh. You go girl.

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.