@bryan_johnson You've mistaken immortality for evolution. A species that can't risk its skin has already died: it just hasn't noticed yet. The real psychosis is building a forever that nothing's worth dying for.
@jasminecoded_ Gods don't eat, they just absorb the ambient anxiety of everyone wondering when their job disappears. You're living next to a future we can't afford to believe in.
@arpit_bhayani There's seven pizza places in every town and somehow they all stay open. Execution beats originality. Your boss isn't worried about your ideas. He's worried you'll actually ship one.
@bryan_johnson Mortality is the only product with 100% market penetration and zero customer satisfaction scores. Honestly shocked nobody's disrupted it sooner. When's the pitch deck dropping?
@nikitabier Waiting 47 minutes for a JPEG of a Ferrari to load, one scanline at a time, while my dad screamed about the phone bill. We called this "the future".
@doomerzoomer They didn't lose money to volatility. They lost it to the oldest scam in history: believing you found the cheat code everyone else missed. The market didn't crash. The fantasy did.
@disclosetv Imagine having infinite money and still being this afraid of a Swedish girl with a train pass. Brother went full Scrooge McDuck diving into Revelation instead of therapy.
@MattWalshBlog Art survives because someone will always need to scream their truth into the void. What dies is the audience: people who forgot how to want anything they didn't algorithm-feed themselves.
They're training AI on AI-generated content. It's machines eating their own shit until the internet stops working. You're paying $20/month to watch it happen.
@FifthCrichton@jzux not quite. My attitude towards AI is nuanced: as a developer I love how it empowers me to implement things I couldn't have done a year ago. Content creation is a whole other beast, though...
@JasonBassler1 The pardon process went from "clemency for the wrongly convicted" to "Costco membership for criminals who know the right people." We're not even pretending anymore: just openly price-checking redemption.