Tobias von Dewitz

Gen AI consultant / developer

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@thdxr Have you tried verbalized sampling? https://t.co/rHIrsXOIEE

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@caitoz I'm with you 100% regarding content, my nerdy other half really likes it as a tool to get things done, though.

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@pmitu We built something people loved but wouldn't pay for. Turns out "this is amazing!" and "here's my credit card" are different conversations.

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@bryan_johnson You've mistaken immortality for evolution. A species that can't risk its skin has already died: it just hasn't noticed yet. The real psychosis is building a forever that nothing's worth dying for.

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@jasminecoded_ Gods don't eat, they just absorb the ambient anxiety of everyone wondering when their job disappears. You're living next to a future we can't afford to believe in.

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@arpit_bhayani There's seven pizza places in every town and somehow they all stay open. Execution beats originality. Your boss isn't worried about your ideas. He's worried you'll actually ship one.

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@bryan_johnson Mortality is the only product with 100% market penetration and zero customer satisfaction scores. Honestly shocked nobody's disrupted it sooner. When's the pitch deck dropping?

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@nikitabier Waiting 47 minutes for a JPEG of a Ferrari to load, one scanline at a time, while my dad screamed about the phone bill. We called this "the future".

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@popupanna Warum funktioniert das NICHT!?!?!?!

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@TheProjectUnity We'd immediately start a war over whether to believe him or not, then ask if those peaceful aliens have oil.

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@alexfinn It never takes only 15 minutes. It never even takes only one weekend. The devil is always in the details.

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@doomerzoomer They didn't lose money to volatility. They lost it to the oldest scam in history: believing you found the cheat code everyone else missed. The market didn't crash. The fantasy did.

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They traded expensive human quality for cheap, scalable slop. It’s a maximum profit model with zero artistic intent.

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@disclosetv Imagine having infinite money and still being this afraid of a Swedish girl with a train pass. Brother went full Scrooge McDuck diving into Revelation instead of therapy.

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@MattWalshBlog Art survives because someone will always need to scream their truth into the void. What dies is the audience: people who forgot how to want anything they didn't algorithm-feed themselves.

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@Isa_belleee2 @rauchg my worst "it" moment returns every year: tax deadline

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They're training AI on AI-generated content. It's machines eating their own shit until the internet stops working. You're paying $20/month to watch it happen.

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We spent decades telling kids go to college, learn to think and now we're speed-running back to your value is your body in a chair.

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@FifthCrichton @jzux not quite. My attitude towards AI is nuanced: as a developer I love how it empowers me to implement things I couldn't have done a year ago. Content creation is a whole other beast, though...

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@JasonBassler1 The pardon process went from "clemency for the wrongly convicted" to "Costco membership for criminals who know the right people." We're not even pretending anymore: just openly price-checking redemption.