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@SmallCapSnipa Wait so what happened to the excess compute?

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

What happens when you die:

They divide up your shit.

They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.

People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.

Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.

Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.

You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.

Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Universities are loan sales companies.

Their main product is selling loans, that can’t be discharged in bankruptcy, to young people who don’t understand their finances yet.

The loans are federally backed by the US government. And when the financially illiterate person defaults, it is added to the national debt.

The loan proceeds fund radical socialist and communist university staff who would otherwise be unemployable in the real world.

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@edge_of_power Yea it’s absurd this company that delivered 1,000% return last year is spending money marketing itself. They have no idea what they’re doing, should hire “edge of power” to help

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@JoshYoung Get over it

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@APompliano If it bleeds it leads. From my experience the doomers are just trying to sell books, not actually help

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@SmallCapSnipa Didn't Dan say there is so much demand they didn't need to advertise?

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

CBRS CEO Andrew Feldman: "biggest challenge right now is getting enough data center space. It’s a grand irony that after all this technology that we’ve invented, and Nvidia’s invented, buildings are the limiting factor."

But, but, those 'expert folks' said it was just a myth that half the data centers scheduled to start in 2026 are canceled or delayed.

Meanwhile, GPUs and memory chips are sitting unused in pallets and rapidly depreciating, the world's most expensive paperweights

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

We tax the things we want more of: productivity, building, investing, while we subsidize the things we want less of. 

Then we wonder why nothing gets built?

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[Hash Me Outside @tfeds51]

@Leo_Traydes Start small, add when it drops, once you’ve seen it come back a few times and realize it sells off for macro reasons instead of company execution it’s not as stressful

[Jordi Visser @jvisserlabs]

When you have a day like Friday, you look for trends that continue on up days and down days to look for trend clues. With the scramble for capital raises, equal weight hyperscalers were down on Friday and are down today. Tough to see the SPX sustain a rally without their participation.

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@Jotaro0k It’s so much worse it’s only… 4x higher than the 2022 lows

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@BitcoinAIGuy Strategic reserve getting a cycle low entry point

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I’m just saying sentiment could flip quick in BTC if the US reserve jumps in at this cost basis. I can see the “4D Chess” tweets already

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@naval Easy to say when you don’t need to worry about it

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@EndicottInvests Warsh talking about smaller fed balance sheet = QT = risk off for small caps

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@growthrapidly Depends on if you have dependents

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@SmallCapSnipa Is this saying it’s 50 billion / GW? So am I off here or a company with 4.3 GW should be 200B+ market cap at the absolute minimum?

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@FirstSquawk @LynAldenContact Lyn is this that train you were talking bout