Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.
If Democrats were rigging elections, that fat orange pedophile wouldn’t be president, you’d have universal healthcare, and your kids would be safe at school. Be fucking serious.
Mamdani must be doing something right, because the entire right-wing bench just crawled out of the woodwork to clutch their pearls over… setting the AC to 78. Advice so radical that Jimmy Carter gave it in 1979 and deep-red Texas repeats it every single summer. Truly the frontier of American socialism: a thermostat.
Wait til they find out what's actually making it this hot.
MAJOR BREAKING: In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court held that states may count mail-in ballots that are postmarked on or before Election Day, even if they arrive afterward.
Justices Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh dissented.
After watching the clip is some loser screaming “Michelle Obama is a man” on the White House lawn while trump supporters cheered I’m even more proud that President Biden called maga what they are; trash.
You should ask yourself why all of the people who are screeching about election fraud on social media are always unwilling to repeat these claims under oath.
Let me help you: it’s because they know they’re full of shit. The entire purpose is to keep people angry.
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.
99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in Alabama will receive if they perform an abortion.
6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster.
Wake up.
@SoFiSupport hi! I referred someone for a loan which they were approved for, but it’s not showing up in my referral stats. Is there a way to check on that? Thx!
@Tpacko2@LqLana Years ago you could rent an appt for $500/month while making $30k a year. That salary is now 50k while that appt is 2k or more. The math doesn’t math.
My son just aged out of my health insurance.
Two choices for him.
Pay over $1,400 a month for COBRA
or
Pay over $400 a month on the Health Marketplace, which is actually the least expensive plan there.
Apparently, I'm going to be paying for his cell phone forever to help him out.
The system is not set up to help young adults succeed.
Housing unaffordable. School is unaffordable and Healthcare unaffordable and you have the guy in the White House more concerned about gold for his ballroom and blue paint for the reflecting pool.
#DemsUnited
INCREDIBLE!
Washington Post journalist Hannah Natanson who had Trump’s FBI raid her home and take her phones and laptops, just won the Pulitzer Prize with the Washington Post.
Congrats!!