Timothy Dunn

Husband, Father, Businessman, Best Sandwich Maker Ever (according to my daughter). Tweets are my own/RTs are not endorsements.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports
📍 Seattle, Washington
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[Quincy Lewis-Buggs @Q_Lewis07]

Never a dull moment in July, especially with our athletes out at 10 events this weekend!

I'll be out all weekend at our Diamond Dynamics Softball Events showcase in Clifton Park, NY! 💜🥎@DDSB_Events

[Evelyn Dunn @EvDunn3]

Great event this week but so hot at the TNT Showcase. I went 2-6 in our 6 weather-shortened games with 4 BB. I was really happy with my defense behind the plate, but am working on getting more aggressive earlier in the count. Looking forward to Virginia Beach next week!

[Evelyn Dunn @EvDunn3]

I had such a fun weekend at the Pennsbury Invitational, helping out @nj_inferno. I went 2-5 yesterday after a great day on Friday including this 2 run HR. I need to keep working on attacking outside pitches and as you can see, my Dad needs to work on his camera skills!

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Evelyn Dunn @EvDunn3]

I had a great time at the East Coast Showcase this weekend! Awesome competition and a lot of fun. I was happy to contribute to my team with 3 walks and this double today.

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

@HPBAac YES!

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

@CoachWB33 It’s almost like the AD made a horrible, fireable decision that destroyed the program.

[Brandon Tierney @BrandonTierney]

This is absolutely incredible. 💔

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

That’s baseball, Suzyn.

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

@falconsfbref @lmess22 ^this!

[Evelyn Dunn @EvDunn3]

Working to make the most of my at bats for school ball - a drag bunt to move the runner and a two run double last weekend. My team is currently ranked in the top 10 in the state and I’m having so much fun in my first varsity season! #GoScotties

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

In the third round at pick No. 76, the Steelers selected Penn St. QB Drew Allar.

[518 Softball @518Softball]

@BSpa_softball 4 @HF_Panthers_VSB 2
@makaylaLarose11 7IP, 3H, 2ER, 9K, 1BB; 1-1, BB
@kweatherwax_27 1-2, 2R, 2B, BB
M Ebbecke 1-3, 2RBI
@EvDunn3 1-1, R

A McMahon (HF) 1-3, HR, 2RBI

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

@CoachWB33 Amazing show. Be a goldfish.

[BSpaSoftball @BSpa_softball]

It’s finally Game Day! See you there.

[Timothy Dunn @tfpdunn]

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